Green Eggs & Cam

you wish you were me a hahhaha

[sierra @sierralayko]

the level of bloatedness i’m experiencing right now can only be compared to the frog balloons from shrek

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect even tho nobody cares

[angelina @anngeleenuh]

me at my big age waking up to an easter basket

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The TikTok ban:

[mackenzie @mackenziedamon]

Telling my little brother about being in college when sicko mode and mo bamba first came out

[poast @AsILayPoasting]

i think my dad and i were coworkers in a past life

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

ㅤ

[em @DI0RSBABY]

free money

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

the clever writing in the incredibles

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