this is what i learnt about the universe after jerking off to teemo r34
a while back one of my coaching clients overcame his single worst matchup, riven, by finishing to her r34.
now he dominates it every time
as a seasoned vayne player i have my own personal nightmare
teemo top
his blind makes my champion completely unable to function.
i can't output damage. i can't trade.
so i decided to take my own advice and face the counter i could never beat into my own hands
i finished to teemo r34 so intensely it ignited something in me.
a passion to dominate the matchup i'd been running from for years
and when i was done i felt cleansed. clear headed.
free of all my wrongdoings and finally thinking straight
and in that clarity it came to me
if i ran cleanse ignite vayne top
i win the matchup
the next day i queued up and got a teemo
absolutely demolished him
couple days later, another teemo. same result.
dumpstered
i have since produced 2 high quality youtube videos breaking down exactly how to beat teemo as vayne top
and as always the universal lesson has not changed
if you can't beat a matchup
beat your meat
Study the Saskio way
@GGIDIOTE pour le moment je vais rester avec mes potes flemme de faire perdre la game car mon top sait pas comment elise fonctionne et me laisse pas prendre l'aggro de la tower pour le dive
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moment confession en game 3 quand j'affronte des decks assez bricky et variancé genre flunder et que j'ai un doute si mon adversaire shuffle bien ou pas je pile shuffle en 2 avant de reshuffle son deck pour casser tout les tas
anybody who pile shuffles at the start of a round
"i wanna make sure all my cards are there" then do it at the end of your last round?
"i need to declump my cards" just tell me youre trying to cheat
yes i can shuffle cut your deck and negate this. doesn't make it less annoying
-toute l'intrigue de la rose noir tourne autour de leblanc alors qu'ils sont associé et égaux (vlad a genre 4 dialogue et sert de blague au fait qu'il a peur d'atakhan et des Darkin)
enft je pense premier degré lol deteste vlad (certainement ils veulent l'oublier pour eviter de devoir admettre que le perso est objectivement profondément toxique):
-Pas dans lol classic (2eme champ sortie après xin)
- Pas de VGU (leblanc en a eu 1)