i am sex repulsed!!!!! haha just kidding i’m just on a shit ton of antidepressants and have intense body dysmorphia and haven’t felt real since i was like 8 years old
sometimes when I get really high I feel like a dog but in a non-furry way. I'm standing next to you and I'm not contributing to anything but I want to. my ears perk up at every tiny noise. I want to gnaw on something
Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.
friend: did you read that article I sent you about the negative effects of too much phone screen time? apparently the surgeon general gave like, a warning about blue light and ….
me *no longer listening*: hmm…sturgeon general…