Cammy Murphy

USMC Vet🇺🇸 Part-Time Hotdog Enthusiast

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

I’m gonna start cat calling men idgaf

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

I just feel like I’d be really good at riding a mechanical bull…maybe my confidence has gotten too big

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

Seeing yourself erased from someone’s life is rough buddy

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

I’m not really okay

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

Beefing with the elderly is not part of my job description

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

If you think about it…deep dish is just kind of like pizza lasagna

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

It’s so easy to become one of my top friends on Snapchat, all you have to do is snap me like twice and have me snap back and badabing badaboom

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

Imagine taking a cool sip from this bad boy in the middle of the night 😮‍💨

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

Fashun

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

It was a video about lobotomies too…

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

I was watching a video and the phrase butthurt was censored…we’ve taken this too far 😂

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

I’ve had the urge to challenge people to arm wrestling…I just wanna know who I can beat up

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

How often are they eating corn in Europe?

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

Stall gaps should be illegal

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

I just want to talk about Gladiator 2 with someone 🥲

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

Someone needs to take away the confidence I have to cut my own hair

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

We’ve all heard of panic at the disco…now I present to you; disassociating at the dinner table

[becca moore @becccamoore]

ben shapiro i don’t forgive you. for anything

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

What do you think the beaver’s historical story is? My guess is Vietnam

[Cammy Murphy @CammyMurphy1]

These children look equally as miserable as a child soldier…authentic