🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️

Cranky as a campfire cook, I’d argue w/ a wooden Indian about the #PoserInTheOvalOffice. #NeverTrump from the jump. #LincolnVoter🏴‍☠️ #RedDog 🇺🇸

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man."

A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.

Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@BasedMikeLee All I see is your contempt for the press.

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@PomPomTexas @JohnCornyn Cornyn lost because PomPom is MAGA & it looks like Texas will be feeling butt hurt come November.

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@JohnCornyn

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@MartinKaste @JonahDispatch Well then you missed an entertaining video & maybe oughta go back & revisit the choice you made.

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@RyanGirdusky Okay so you’re saying Trump is a bad president.

[Covie @covie_93]

Who did this???? 😂😂😂

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

Among the greatest #ettd stories ever told.

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

An old, but apt fable:

A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character." @Wikipedia

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@JonahDispatch Chester died of a broken heart after thumb guy & Gracie moved into the city.

[Forrest Miller 🎥🏆 @AlwaysFlacko]

Lost in the "Talarico has a lobbyist girlfriend and she's VEGAN" story is a detail that apparently Brianna Menard is descended from Michel Branamour Menard the Canadian Fur Trader who founded Galveston, Texas and signed the Texas Declaration of Independence, who Menard County is named after lol

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@magachrchpastr I wonder, would @joshritter approve?

https://t.co/dG1mNhbjj8

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@DominicJPino I’ll happily accept any & all of these Talarico policy proposals if it means the Senate will act like the Article 1 branch of the federal government.

Talarico will help put a check on the Article 2 branch.

Paxton won’t do that.

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@the__commodores This is the right decision. Thank you.

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@RadioFreeTom @susanbordson & this was after Trump asked Bush # 41 to put him on the GOP ticket as VP.

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@JonahDispatch Let’s bring back Redbone.

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@3YearLetterman @jamestalarico @KenPaxtonTX @SolBumFights

[🏴‍☠️ Campfire Cook 🏴‍☠️ @CampmasterA]

@sedelange @mkhammer

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’

@JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist, after one of Ken Paxton’s wealthy lawyer friends got involved in the case.

Ken Paxton even kept him off the sex offender registry. Adam Hoffman was supposed to serve 25 years to life, but instead he served less than a month. As of this week, he’s now back on our streets because of Ken Paxton’s corruption.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America, and it is costing Texans, it’s endangering our children, and it must end. The Epstein class has no place in Texas.

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

This is the worst lineup of musical acts I have ever seen.

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. 2 Timothy 4:7: