camron

edgy

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head in the cloud
hands on the hardware

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shakin my dick at the urinal

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always shocks me every time george strait mentions transcendental meditation in all my exes love in texas

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thinkin about how the frisco hells angels would have been absolutely unstoppable if they had access to the first motörhead album

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driving 70 mph between park and east on oxford w the NPR radio station at 100% volume

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i wanna live in tony sopranos moms house w him and artie bucco

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smh about to spend more american dollars to keep the skynyrd flowing

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if that plane didn’t crash we would have freebird 2

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big RIP ronnie van zant and billy powell and steve gaines

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here at macgregors strictly to drink pbrs alone and play skynyrd on the touchtunes

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playing hank jr at the bar watching all the old timers bob their heads

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when i’m president every newborn baby will be given a framing square and a power drill with TWO batteries

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id give it all up to go to a skynyrd show at their peak

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https://t.co/7LMabqkBE8

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googling “what kind of cigarettes does johnny sack smoke”

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if i wasn’t familiar with the phrase and someone came up to me with “long time no see!” id be like english much??? fucking caveman

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thinking about how the first person to say “long time, no see” must have been so important

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dui in the space shuttle

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like cmon…. not even a couple brewskis in the ride after touching down on the moon??

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kinda fucked that no american has crushed a budweiser or smoked a marb red on the moon