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gamer + plumber = gamber || pfp by Seosaur Art

[Jake Lucky 🔜 SGF @JakeSucky]

Throwback to the Halo Infinite glitch where the skull leaving a players body turned into a Pelican😭

[Infinite Reality • ༺(🟧)༻ @JohnThiccamus]

Whoops, I almost forgot something...

[G R I F T Y @GriftReport]

Trust was given. Trust was broken

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is what it feels like to be the top of the college football world

[Kris Norton @KrisNortonRadio]

Kirkwood is going crazy #IUFB

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

If you ever feel clueless in life, just remember this video exists.

[Camshot @camshot44]

@latestinspace Definitely looks like attic insulation

[Camshot @camshot44]

@acinnamon26 yes

[Wade @WadeAWarner]

How bout that them #hoosiers!!!

[Camshot @camshot44]

OSU GOES DOWN #Hoosiers

[Camshot @camshot44]

Hogwarts Legacy Full Playthrough Part 4 https://t.co/yjGvVUb6ba

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A perfectly matched husband and wife.

[Camshot @camshot44]

Live now with Hogwarts Legacy! https://t.co/yXfqNxvgj2

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[Camshot @camshot44]

You ever look forward to having time to game, but when you find the time, you do nothing?

[Camshot @camshot44]

Do not tap on #fuckme

[Camshot @camshot44]

Welp. My work truck broke down. #fuckme

[Bryan @BGauvin23]

Curry College RB Montie Quinn (@MontieQuinn) made history today vs. Nichols College — setting the NCAA record across all divisions for rushing yards in a single game.

Quinn went off for 522 yards and 7 TDs on just 20 carries, averaging an unreal 26.1 yards per carry. What a day for the best RB in D3!
#d3fb #PurpleREIGN ☔️ #BleedPurple