Camtastic

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I spent way too long trying to make weed brownies but I totally messed up the seasoning,

It was such a waste of thyme

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I had to put in the special notes of my Skip, the dishes, account to watch out for ICE at my front door. And now no one will deliver… 🍔

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How many calories are there in motor oil?

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Gunna tell my kids there were the Lannisters

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I’m staring to think that these missions actually ARE possible 🕵️‍♂️

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#StopTheSteel

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Donny J is probably gunna put tariffs on tik tok next

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I'm okay with this

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Could Jesus walk on wine?

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Mentally, I am here

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

finally checking out The Bear and yall weren’t lying this shit is gasssss

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Us in 2024 when everything still sucks, and we all for some reason thought it would magically get better

[𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓙𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓵 @zippiboi69]

I'll let myself out if that's okay with you.
#fishtanklive

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I have a love hate relationship with Christmas Eve, since it’s the day I need to eat 24 advent chocolates all at once… 🍫

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Hot take…
The weed isn’t making you anxious…

You have anxiety.

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@jordanbpeterson What else would we call you when you are acting cis-y?

[Tsukasa.xmm @abg_creeptoe]

@EverythingOOC

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.

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If god exists, then why did he invent pooping? Like… gross, dude!