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In 2006 I was time magazine's person of the year

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Shout out to all of the second floor roombas who just didn’t see the stairs coming

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Just a friendly reminder that von diesel is in the avengers

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@C94353975 Quality content right here big @ChapStick guy

[Kings Of Leon @KingsOfLeon]

New Song. Thursday.

#KOL8

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The future currency of Earth

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Free solo 2020 climbing el cap with no mask

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Ever put milk in a soda stream?

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Reality shows now don’t have prize money they just have student debt relief in disguise

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Will somebody for the love of god just ask Jeeves when this pandemic will end?

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@AgentTheVandal @Single_Sel @FlyOnAHead Big fan

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@FlyOnAHead

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This

[DebateFly @FlyOnAHead]

Am I the new @kenbone18 ?

[Ken Bone @kenbone18]

Yes. Take the wheel.

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Am I the new @kenbone18 ?

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Just buzzin by who won?

#debatefly
#VicePresidentialDebate

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Smells like lies and pandering up here but I don’t need to stay 6 feet apart

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#VicePresidentialDebate

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To be clear I condemn white supremacy and also fly traps

#debatefly
#VicePresidentialDebate

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If you remember glass Heinz ketchup bottles and tapping the 57 on the side to release it you’re OG

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I just need a corduroy blazer with leather elbow pads so that everyone knows I’m a professor of sociology at a liberal arts school in the north east

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Update: Sam made stuffing tonight

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Every year on thanksgiving I ask why we only have stuffing on thanksgiving and every year I wait until thanksgiving to say it again