Canada Cryptos

I study crypto every day then post stupid memes. OG trader. Market maker. Underwear model. Illuminati. Compulsive liar.

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

@TheBlackHoof You agree that you have 3 of the top 12 BARS in Toronto? You can say that with a straight face? #outoftouch

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

lol how much did @TheBlackHoof pay for that @torontolife shill piece? Or is it still "oh she wrote an article for a friend once so she gets free ads for life?

Overproof rum and soda. "Best bar" lol. Cringe.

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

@VinnieTortorich @GinaGrad @adamcarolla That's like @adamcarolla doing a pod about showering

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

@BullyEsq #CNBC does the same fucking #bullshit with them. Their charts always conveniently ignore 80% of the story and their interviews are always after a week of gains. Pure shills.

I would be shocked if they're not straight up paying for ad spots disguised as journalism.

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

The majority of #girls on #cryptotwitter keep taking smiling #selfies through the #bear market because they don't actually own any #crypto . They're 25 and have a degree in marketing you marks.

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

Omg you're all amazing! Crypto is full of sunshine and puppies and I'm so happy you're all on this journey together~!~!!11 ;)
*picture of stupid face*
- Every girl on #cryptotwitter

*4000 likes. 300 RT.*

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

@CryptoBrekkie lol this sounds meaningful but it is the opposite of that

[WhalePanda @WhalePanda]

Presented without comment. You can draw your own conclusion.

[Brekkie⚒️ @BVBTC]

Let’s try going vegan hun. Something something the environment..

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

@coin_signals i wonnnnnnnn

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

If the #wolfofwallstreet sociopath shilling against #Bitcoin doesn't make you bullish you're a fool.

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

Can they do this with $BTC owners vs #nocoiners?

[David Pogue @Pogue]

EXCLUSIVE: Fitbit has now accumulated 150 BILLION hours’ worth of heart-rate data—the biggest dataset in history—and gave me a look at what it reveals! Some real surprises in there. https://t.co/cmUgwak3NZ

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

@GMA "Human garbage uses foreign slave labour to harass and annoy people out of desperation."

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

@GMA GMA glorifying sociopaths and human garbage. There's that feel good story every family wants in the morning! Mmmmm human trash using people! How kind!

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

@robblissgr @GMA Human garbage.

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

@robblissgr You're human garbage. Humaaaaan gaaaarbage.

Way to make some dumb girl the face of your sociopathy so that she takes the heat off you, too.

[Rob Paone @crypto_bobby]

In today’s round of ridiculous things in my Inbox, I present to you.....

[Canada Cryptos @CanadaCryptos]

@ZeusZissou orrrrr just add me to your #ff lists and blow up my twitter!