Candice Docker

different every day.

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My favourite thing about reading classic literature is the realisation that people have been ridiculous, annoying, short-sighted sausages forever. My nonsense is nothing new.

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I just think there should be 13 months with 28 days each. It seems neater and the maths works out pretty well. Anyone with a birthday on the 29/30/31st of a month can join the leap babies and celebrate once every four years.

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Double-stuffed Oreos are just evidence that Mr and Mrs Oreo got their original ratio monstrously wrong. Double-coat Tim Tams are similarly damning for Arnott’s.

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The immense satisfaction of visibly seeing the accumulated dirt sucked up from the carpet really provides no impetus to vacuum more often #springcleaning

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@Ally_Norton YEP. and people who get annoyed when you ask them to move the bag/ their body so you can also sit. Like they’re surprised other people are on the same train as them. I get LIVID

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Opinion: there are Too Many Smells on public transport

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After 24 years in Granville, finally, this morning I walked into the manoush shop and didn’t have to order. She said ‘the usual?’ And I said ‘yes.’ It was a moment of comforting simplicity in a world of chaotic indifference #onemanoushwithlabneandveggies #noolives

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Just found out the kindle I own was reported stolen 4 years ago, so i'm asking amazon how to get it to the owner. They're so confused, like no one has ever actually tried to use this service. Why register a device as stolen if you have no way of getting it back to the owner?

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I've been trying to declutter for years, but I think the winning difference with the #konmarimethod is that you approach the task from a place of gratitude, rather than resentment for yourself/ your behaviours/ the mountains of stuff you've amassed #sparkjoy

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@Ally_Norton It is an EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER so thank you for being my guard rail haha

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Considering colouring my hair just so I can show my face at this cafe again after thinking i'd invented 'hot chocolate with a shot of coffee' to an unimpressed barista who replied '...a mocha.'

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Tonight at work ‘you’re welcome’ and ‘no worries’ combined to create ‘your worries’, which I think is an ominous thing to say to someone at a theatre

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Considering chucking a sickie tomorrow to finish this book I’m reading... #GoneGirl #WHATHAPPENED

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There's something special about liking an artist over a long period of time. Like, Florence Welch and I have grown *together*

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@Ally_Norton REASON #284973 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

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I used to be a Jim girl, but now my crush on Andy Bernard is unmanageable <3

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This morning I was on a crowded, delayed peak hour train planning my eventual move out of Sydney, and this evening I was at the Sydney Opera House watching tourists that were just so, so happy to be here. Perspective, huh.

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"I don't know. Please don't ask me that. My stomach hurts" #thegoodplace

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How is my post-pop-punk ass only discovering The Front Bottoms today???

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Made my friend a carefully curated break-up playlist a couple of years ago and it's honestly the gift that keeps on giving