I've been re-watching vsmp because 'tis the season and I forgot how v!Owen is just the world's worst liar
His ass is not pulling off 50-year-old man #vsmp#vampiressmp
owen: *sigh*
me: what’s wrong my schmookie pookie? you haven’t touched your martini.
owen: they put a dead mouse in it. i don’t like dead mice you know that. *looks at me angrily*
me: i’m sorry my little owen orange
owen: don’t call me that. i want to go home