Darren Brooke

Go faster.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

@Dyingiraffe If you care about an extra 1mm of thickness and an apple on the back, get the iPhone. Otherwise, get the Samsung.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

@zemanstig Then why do you have recent tweets? Why are you replying to my tweet? ADMIT IT YOU ARE A DIRTY LIAR

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

Pretty much the entire time I spent on Twitter last year, I was single. It's a nice reference point to read. Welcome back, single Darren.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

Oh... hello there, Twitter.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

I can't tell if this is a continuation of being sick last week, or something new. On the plus side, the Mark VIII decided to run better.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

"Is it still rape if she never wakes up?" - Harrison

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

Ugh, losing your wallet and putting your life back together is frustrating. On the plus side, new girl is epic, epic win.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

I love it when I learn the material I need to do homework the day we turn the homework in. Well planned, professor.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

And just like that, everything turns around.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

Snow. Broken vehicles. Sinus infection. No money. Failing classes. Somebody just fucking kill me and get it over with.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

Most bikes aren't built for short people. Solution? Build a bike for short people. Goal: The best handling R5/RD350. In. The. World.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

Figurative car shopping.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

I'll stop when I'm dead.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

Sandwich acquired.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

Holy fuck I am craving a peanut butter and nutella sandwich.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

With great power comes great current squared times resistance.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

I just literally could not give less of a fuck about this homework.

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

I would love to meet the cute girl on the CB360 I saw this morning. Also, I would love to play lawn darts. #fuckyeahlawndarts

[Darren Brooke @Candy_Van_Dan]

Starting to look for a job early, because I need even more stress at the moment.