Brooklynne Benson

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

Im so irritated today. 😠

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

@KaylahHansen srsly. Treat a dog like a spoiled toddler thats what they act like. Nbd, happens a lot lol

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

@KaylahHansen I have never been able to remove a dog from a stroller at work without it trying to eat me.

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

A grown man just almost ran me over, told me he was going to hurt me, and spit at me when ai squared up. #fuckyoudude #letsdoit

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

The fuck is the point of being sick if how I met your mother isnt on netflix anymore?

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

I feel like a zombie

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

My feet are cold and @itsnickhelmer works until 6a. Who the fuck am I supposed to suck the life out of vis the cold-toes-on-thigh method?

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

@westleydrose sometimes shit just gets forgotten. I have lost many an expensive beverage to the parking-lot-diaper-change.

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

Katie's stuffed unicorn is named Tito, what a little thug. 😂

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

Gurl blocks me and Nick like I don't know your ass is about to post about me. C'mon, don't be a pussy.

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

Two days off in a row. 👏👏👏

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

WHEW it feels good to be myself. 💅

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

#oops

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

Bitch I'm not paid salary, don't ask me to work on my lunch.

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

@cvlibenson yeah cool. Night

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

@cvlibenson i care. For real. That wasn't cool

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

@cvlibenson except my babies couldn't ride in it for like a week because y'all hot boxed that bitch. And ran out the gas. And the chocolate.

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

@cvlibenson ...bitch no. Forgot my keys is not an invitation to jack a car

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

@cvlibenson YOU STOLE MY FUCKING CAR, DON'T EVEN YOU LITTLE SHIT.

[Brooklynne Benson @CandyAppleEyes]

@cvlibenson Pfft you got away with plenty