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[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

This week the Senate will vote to merge our military’s most sensitive & secretive capabilities with Israel. This merger is buried within the massive NDAA and they’re hoping you won’t notice.

Merging our military with a foreign country is a treasonous betrayal of our sovereignty.

Call your senators & tell them to vote no on the NDAA until the merger w/ Israel (section 219) is taken out.

Tell them that we will never support merging our military with a foreign nation.

The senate switchboard number is: [phone].

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The irony of Republicans controlling all branches of government while

bankrupting the country, starting a war, sending money to fraudulent programs, violating the Constitution, giving corporations immunity...

but arguing that the biggest problem we have is “stolen elections.”

[Covie @covie_93]

He's giving Iran $25 billion to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was opened for free before the war.

Art of the Deal!

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Trump said he demanded unconditional surrender, we just didn’t know he meant America’s.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: In a now deleted post by former MMA fighter Daniel Cormier, he posted screenshots of Eric Trump trying to get an insider scoop on whether any of the MMA fights at the White House are rigged so that he could try and illegally make money off of them..

Below is the Direct Messages that Trump allegedly sent Cormier. There is no reason to doubt the legitimacy of these messages.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump's former economic advisor just admitted on Fox News that inflation is being driven nearly exclusively by bad decisions that Donald Trump has made. Wow.

[Candy @Candylandriver]

@EricLDaugh Hmmm. How about let’s pray for our troops or is that difficult while you have your pom poms out?

[Candy @Candylandriver]

@atrupar The almighty buck. How about mentioning the peril to our military?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Candy @Candylandriver]

@RedPilledAgent0 @krassenstein Ugh. Fox said inflations at a 3 year high today. When was Trump voted in? So Biden had it lower when Trump stepped in. Deal with those inconvenient facts instead of bs.

[Candy @Candylandriver]

@APompliano Lower than expected, but per Fox, a 3 year high. Didn’t Trump run on this issue?

[Candy @Candylandriver]

@SenateGOP Trump just said he loves inflation. Care to comment?

[Candy @Candylandriver]

@atrupar So proud to have her representing my district. 😩

[Congressman Robert Garcia @RepRobertGarcia]

If you think California is taking a while to count votes, wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein files…

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"Trump sought to play down the helicopter incident, saying that it 'wasn’t a big deal' and stressing that 'the pilot is fine.'

The Apache crew spent two hours in the water as darkness fell. One senior US official described the crew’s escape from the downed aircraft as a 'hand of God' moment." https://t.co/axSLYIi4lj

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

cc: @SecRubio

[Candy @Candylandriver]

@JoeySalads They weren’t booing the anthem, but you knew that.

[Candy @Candylandriver]

@EricLDaugh Omg. Instead of calling her a liar, a president should have facts to support his beliefs. Trump had none so did the classic temper tantrum when this was pointed out.

[Candy @Candylandriver]

@bennyjohnson Trump is an embarrassment. In my lifetime, I can’t recall any President of the USA that couldn’t handle an interview. How the hell can he handle a war?

[Candy @Candylandriver]

@maddenifico But the cheaters I guess let him win the ones he does. 🤣🤣.