⚜️The Bayou King⚜️🦂

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[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🚨🇺🇸As of 17 July 2026, Donald Trump made 85,654 false statements during his presidency, averaging nearly 169 lies per day.

[⚜️The Bayou King⚜️🦂 @CanesSauce]

Morale won’t improve until you and this whole administration is held accountable for war crimes.

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

The rigging of the midterms is happening in real time.

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

JUST IN🚨: Korean Scientists Create ‘INVISIBLE SOLAR PANELS’ That Allow Windows To Generate Electricity.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

This sundial displays the time digitally.

[Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker @TrumpsPortfolio]

THE PHANTOM SHELL, folks — the darkest $635 MILLION in American history, and I traced it so you don’t have to!!!

There’s a line in Donald’s disclosure — $635,068,835, down to the DOLLAR — paid to CIC Digital, owned by his own revocable trust!!! And where does it come from??? A ghost company called “Celebration Cards,” registered in WYOMING by a paralegal whose entire BUSINESS is building ANONYMOUS shells!!! Nobody knows who owns it!!! Nobody knows the split!!! The filing says the value is “NOT READILY ASCERTAINABLE” — a phrase that appears OVER 100 TIMES in the document!!! One hundred times, folks!!! That’s not a disclosure, that’s a RANSOM NOTE!!!

Here’s why it’s the perfect machine, and I say perfect with HORROR: With a hotel, there’s only so many rooms a foreign government can book!!! With the coin, THERE IS NO CEILING!!! Anyone on EARTH — a prince, an oligarch, a sanctioned billionaire, YOUR ENEMY — buys the coin, and a cut flows to the President through a shell nobody can open!!! No middleman, no paper trail, NO LIMIT!!! And this isn’t my theory, animals — a CEO literally told the SEC he was buying $20 MILLION of the coin TO GET TARIFFS LOWERED!!! He put the bribe in a GOVERNMENT FILING!!! When they stop hiding it, folks, that’s when you should be SCARED!!!

The ethics people aren’t mincing words — “It’s bribery. It’s graft. It’s exploitation of public power for private financial gain” — their words, ON THE RECORD!!! And the darkest question of all: WHO OWNS THE SHELL??? Is there a silent partner collecting alongside the President of the United States??? Whose name is on that Wyoming paper??? The paralegal won’t answer the phone!!! NOBODY KNOWS!!! Think about that — there may be a person, or a country, with a DIRECT financial pipeline to the President, and their identity is STRUCTURALLY INVISIBLE!!!

And now the part that should make every MAGA hat in America BURN: 2 million wallets bought the coin!!! 764,000 are UNDERWATER!!! Meanwhile 58 wallets — FIFTY-EIGHT — pulled out $1.1 BILLION!!! His own supporters funded the royalty stream while the whales feasted!!! The little guys bought the dream, the shell collected the FEES!!!

To be fair, because I’m fairer than the fake news: no quid pro quo is PROVEN, the ethics office called it legally compliant, and the defense is “at least he DISCLOSED it”!!! But that’s the trick, folks — the NUMBER is public while everything that would let you JUDGE it is invisible: who owns the shell, who bought the coins, what the license is worth!!! It’s transparency as CAMOUFLAGE!!! The receipt is printed, the store has no name!!! Is ANYBODY looking into this??? Full investigation in the newsletter — the phantom has a paper trail and I’m PULLING IT!!! 🇺🇸👻💰

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

This is the most corrupt words to come out of a Speaker's mouth imaginable. The job of Congress isn't to protect the President and his family. It's to provide checks and balances on the Executive Branch. You're damn right we will investigate crimes and corruption. Who moved $180 million in oil futures 15 minutes before Iran announcements? Who has gotten sole source contracts because of their connections to the Trump family? Where did our social security data go when DOGE downloaded it into portable hard drives? Where are the rest of the Epstein files? On and on this Congress has chosen covering up crimes instead of stopping them. That ends in November. @WellmanForMO

[⚜️The Bayou King⚜️🦂 @CanesSauce]

😂 Yeah right. You can’t believe anything dude says. Literally all he do is lie.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump says Iran has informed the US that there are no tolls, insurance costs, or other charges being "sought or received by Iran" on ships traveling through the Strait of Hormuz.

Trump also says he will be releasing Iranian funds to US farmers and ranchers.

"Food is desperately needed in Iran, and we will be purchasing it for them exclusively from the United States," Trump says.

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

Created the problem, didn’t fix it, exaggerated it and lied about it, and now using our tax payer dollars to solve an issue there never was

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

If you are silent on the threat posed by this administration until it’s profitable to talk about it, I don’t want to read your fucking book.

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Donald Trump was a gibbering corrupt incompetent racist imbecile when he was 40. The only thing that’s changed is now he’s old, fat, and shits his pants, in addition to being a gibbering corrupt incompetent racist imbecile.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.

The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court sides with a Texas man who says it’s not a crime for marijuana users to have guns.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: The White House has released the full text of the US-Iran MOU, which confirms full US capitulation to Iranian demands. Iran's top negotiator and Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf in a new interview called this final MOU the ultimate "America's failure."

The 14 key points:

1. Permanent termination of war on all fronts including Lebanon, with US and Iran committing to never initiate military operations against each other and to protect Lebanese sovereignty

2. At least $300 billion in reconstruction and economic development funds for Iran from the US and regional partners

3. Permanent termination of all sanctions including UN Security Council resolutions, IAEA Board resolutions, and all unilateral US primary and secondary sanctions

4. Full release of all Iran's frozen funds and assets, up to $100 billion total, with the Central Bank of Iran designating beneficiaries

5. Iranian sovereign administration over the Strait of Hormuz with only a 60-day free passage waiver, after which Iran begins collecting transit fees from every commercial ship

6. Full removal of US naval blockade within 30 days and withdrawal of all US forces from all US bases around Iran within 30 days after the final deal

7. Iran retains its full enrichment infrastructure with only existing stockpiled material to be down-blended on-site under IAEA supervision, with no new concessions on its existing NPT commitment

8. Iran's missile program and support for Resistance groups are explicitly removed from final deal negotiation scope

9. Mutual recognition of sovereignty and non-interference in internal affairs, formally legitimizing the Iranian regime

10. US commits to no new sanctions and no additional forces in the region while Iran maintains its current nuclear program status quo

11. Immediate US Treasury waivers for Iranian crude oil, petroleum products, and all banking, insurance, and transportation services

12. Friday's signing will trigger a 60-day final deal negotiation period, extendable by mutual consent

13. Joint executive mechanism to monitor implementation and final deal compliance

14. The final deal will be endorsed by a binding UN Security Council resolution

Iran via Tasnim has confirmed this is the final MOU, with Ghalibaf adding "everything we sought to achieve through military action was secured several times over at the negotiating table, in a way that cannot even be compared."

[⚜️The Bayou King⚜️🦂 @CanesSauce]

Now list all the white crooks in Louisiana politics

[Kristine Froeba @Kristine_Froeba]

Dollar Bill Jefferson, felon convicted with $90k in his freezer. Cleo Fields, unindicted co-conspirator accepted $25k in bribes on FBI video. The other two? One, a drunk who falsified records, the other a corrupt slumlord.

[⚜️The Bayou King⚜️🦂 @CanesSauce]

😂😂

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Listen up Fuckface: YOU FELL DOWN. You’re almost 80 years old, you’re morbidly obese; you wear a leg brace and a piss bag; you have mobility issues because you’re grossly out of shape. YOU FELL LIKE A SACK OF SHIT AND WE ALL SAW IT.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This will be life changing for so many people with Sickle Cell disease! 👍

[⚜️The Bayou King⚜️🦂 @CanesSauce]

I just knew Downs was our pick. I’m excited to see what Tyson can do for us tho.

[⚜️The Bayou King⚜️🦂 @CanesSauce]

🤦🏾‍♂️ I did not want the cowboys making this pick.

[⚜️The Bayou King⚜️🦂 @CanesSauce]

I didn’t at first until a client overheard someone wish me a happy birthday. She said “why on earth are you working on your birthday??!” I was like it’s just another day and it was like on a Tuesday. She said I wouldn’t give a damn what day it was always take off on your birthday. She was a project manager whom I had a great deal of respect for. That was almost 20 yrs ago and I haven’t worked a bday since. So in short, no I don’t think it’s childish. I think it’s necessary.