Inevitable Old Nick💙

HATES FOOTBALL. Serial idiot. You'd think never learning a lesson would eventually teach me a lesson.... More guitars than sense. Too old to be this immature.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

"I'm protecting the country from these fucking Muslim bastards raping our young daughters" said a white Scottish man arrested after 5 people were stabbed in Edinburgh.

I’ll fucking say it, this is on Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe.

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

@hwinkler4real " Nobody knows more about pools than I do" What a vase of wank that man is.

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

@DrJaninaRamirez The opening fanfare to the TV series.

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

@atrupar Bullshit.

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

@WhiteHouse "understanding"?! He understands fuck all about even the most basic of things.

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

@supertanskiii If you pronounce it "Engurland" =life. No parole.

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

Hey twitter/X or whatever the fuck. How come when blocking adds/companies I often get "do you want to unblock company?" If blocking does nothing WHY THE FUCK IS IT AN OPTION!

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

the council is starting a "new food recycling policy" (the 3rd since I have lived here) I will be getting a food caddy (again, the 3rd one) and instructions. This attempt will fail like the other two as the people who live here CAN'T FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

Come on Croatia! 😆

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

"Yellow warning for heat from 3pm today until Monday" you say? Fuck commuting on the tube for the rest of the week I say.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Don Jr. found that bag of cocaine left at the White House.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with Michelle Obama!

[Roger Gall @Shambles151]

Nigel Farage - the leader of Reform UK - is STILL under investigation for failing to declare a £5 million 'gift'.

Please RT this until this until he no longer is.

Thank you

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

@NatureUnedited "Owner".

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

Just sent an email to a manager assuring them that I have sorted a problem for them and had to try very hard to not end it with "Now, fucking leave me alone it's Friday"

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

@Dear_Booze At least when it's on and not in America you can ignore it. We poor bastards in England get bombarded with it every f"cking time!

[Thanos Angelopoulos @Th_Angelopoulos]

Zack Davies walked into a Tesco in Mold in 2015 and attacked Dr Sarandev Bhambra with a machete and a claw hammer while shouting "white power".

Cut to the scalp down to the bone. Left hand nearly severed. Five hours of surgery. Davies tried to behead him.

Nazi flags and Combat 18 stickers at his home. Life sentence.

In public. In a supermarket. In broad daylight.

You were saying?

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

The only reason I am in the office today is due them wanting us to do at least a few days a week in London, & there is a team call today. Well the team call has just been cancelled & no other fucker on my team is in to see me being a good boy at my desk. I might fuck off home

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

Right! I am having my third big mug of free coffee! Total office rebel me.

[Inevitable Old Nick💙 @Canis63]

Christ, I clicked on an ad for Sunglasses last month and ever since my feed looks like Roy Orbison's* in box.
*ask your parents.