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[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

A young, hot and shirtless @kevinbacon was in my dream last night. He looked disheveled and was being forced by a female member of Congress to dance on a chair balanced atop a thin cable over a pew. His captor said “Flights at 8, you’re fired at 8” Poor Kevin. Looked great though

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

I’ve been thinking about how the main difference between a taco and burrito is the ratio of tortilla to filling, and really any size tortilla can make either, depends on the amount of filling. This is very bullish for tacos. #tacos #burritos #foodthoughts

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

Returning home to search for old hard drives that hopefully still contain my $DOGE wallets from 2014. Keeping expectations low, even though I was really into mining and faucets back then. Oh, and also visiting my mom for Mother’s Day #dogetothemoon #MothersDay

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

Call me old fashioned, but I think a taco holder is a perfect gift. #TacoThursday

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

@charpiecomedy I’ve always been fat and you never have.... missed your opportunity sucker!

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

I don’t get stoned anymore, but if I wanna feel high I just drive around without my glass on.

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

Just went full degen and bought USDT using a credit card to long $doge with 10x leverage. Small amount but I’m betting on this simulation scenario 😉

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

@BuyTheDipz @CelsiusNetwork @Mashinsky @GinisAlexander @CelsiusCultist @HODLcelsius @Celsian4Life @plan_eggplant @jhodson @Zach_HODL_ON @1trillionCEL @JoshuaTjo First Monday over $10 keeps growing cause I keep DCAing!

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

Buying pre-ground coffee is a massive indicator of paper hands

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

Start a new job tomorrow, wanted to do something fun today so wife invited some friends over. I forgot that means 8 hours of cleaning before they arrive. I am so not having a good time. #MarriedLife

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

Too bad when I was tweeting about $DOGE 7 years ago I wasn’t figuring out how to keep track of my coins. :(

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

Dunning-Kruger effect states that due to cognitive bias, incompetent people are too inept to realize they are incompetent. There seems to be more of this in the Crypto space than anywhere else

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

@TODAYshow it is embarrassing how much you talk about Prince Phillip and how little you talked about DMX, your biases are showing. We fought a war to not be ruled by the brits and you act like our exalted leader has suddenly passed. If it weren’t for @alroker I would never watch

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

I keep hearing fiat is dead, but I just ripped my $10 bill in half, so that’s pretty cool.

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

Each Monday gets better and better. Slowly building up dividends is truly satisfying. #UnbankYourself #celsiusnetwork Now if only I could earn rewards n $CEL

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

@jack_zampolin @akashnet Never voted quicker, this is huge for #akashnetwork

[Jack Zampolin @jackzampolin]

#pylonvalidator (twitter account soon, maybe?) just completed the @akashnet upgrade. It was really smooth. Oh also we submitted a proposal to enable #ibc.

https://t.co/7LIx1jbbJF

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

Holidays are weird. My baby girl has experienced 2 Easters and isn’t even 1 year old yet.

[MetaDad @CanniTheGrim]

#Bitcoin is the ultimate FOMO machine. The act of wishing you had hopped on board years ago is so pervasive that if time travel is invented it will only be people going back to 2009.