Dr. Will

Not that kind of doctor.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

The provost just got fired and is returning to faculty. He is now the highest paid Shakespeare scholar in the United States.

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

Maybe it’s time for me to start anger tweeting from this account again

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

If you listen to the new Nick Cave record all the way through on Spotify while drinking coffee, Spotify will make a radio station that plays you “Sunday Morning” *and* “So Long, Marianne.” So you should do that.

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

👍👍 https://t.co/zxJSliLSEP 👍👍

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

Ohhhhhhh, I was a fairy godmother!

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

Me: My desk isn’t always this messy.

Student: . . .

Me: That’s a lie. It’s always this messy.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

David koch died doing what he loved: looking into the ark of the covenant

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

A very cogent argument

[Ryan J. Cox, PhD @RyanJCoxPhD]

Cat came, sat down on my chest, and we had a little nap. So that was nice. I think we should extend summer break for the good of my cat

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

Man, those first three Tori Amos records are still really incredible.

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

@MnNiceFC Wes: Nice nurse’s uniform, guy.

Dr: You have appendicitis.

Wes: . . . Oh, are they?

Dr: You have appendicitis.

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

@CoxAnarchy ❤️

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

@RyanJCoxPhD In want this woman to read the course policies from my syllabi to my students on the first day of classes

[Own The Libs Bot @OwnTheLibsBot]

Plagiarizing to own the libs

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

The only Iron and Wine song I really really like is that brutally sad one with like seventeen verses that ends at a circus and let’s be honest, that’s pretty on brand for me.

[Dr. Will @CanoeSeven]

Why buy the cow when you can get 30-50 feral hogs for free?

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

I can say with all honestly the reaction of men to excuse the violence and harassment and murder at the hands of (mostly white) men as something that's not really their fault but society's fault for treating them poorly and alienating them is really fucking terrifying.

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Just to reiterate: he neither assailed hate nor urged unity. He gaslit.

Carry on.

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

A streaming service called Third Season and it’s just all of Netflix’s cancelled shows

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Mass shootings in the US are everyday (literally: every day) terrorism that the current administration is doing active work to spur on and none to stop and the fact that “other things are more likely to kill you” is a crass and terrible take