Sam Purple

keep moving, i hate twitter and only made this account to lurk

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

miss her

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

i feel very obligated to let all the nerds know that there is a free game like geoguesser where you guess the location of origin and time period for art and historical artifacts. really high level:

[HugintheCrow @HugintheCrow]

It's all fun and games until you get to the "unindentified idol figurine" that doesn't look like a human or any animal you know and after you fail to correctly place it, it shows the origin is in the middle of the ocean.

[Medusa lay @LayMedusa]

Big News this morning : The George Washington statue near Fenway Park in Boston has been given the Highest Honour By the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scottish Fans. Someone has got up there God knows how and placed a traffic cone □on his heed. 😅🤣😂😂. This is a proud moment for 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland.
👍🏻

[Mary @maryturfah]

I wrote about yoga, genocide, and moral injury for @thebafflermag
https://t.co/uwpErPSs9y

[Sarah 🤍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HMFC_1874_]

I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[James Ramirez 🇺🇸 @InfanteriaComun]

September 2010 Kunar province, my platoon was in an ambush that ended with at least 30+ Taliban dead. Barely two days later I was in a Peter Piper Pizza celebrating my daughter's 3rd birthday. That's straining the human mind in ways we weren't meant to.

[RJ @MKENewYorker]

As a kid my most illogical fear during thunderstorms was that lightning would strike the ground, travel through the city water lines, go through the pipes in my house to the toilet, and then up my pee stream where it would blow my dick off

[SansoPanzaElAlcachofasFantasticasTetas @Sansolemongol]

This gives me an idea.
#Helldivers2

[Maciej @SwiminScorpions]

+++ VOX TRANSMISSION: MEGAWEAPON +++
Live-fire test of the Plasma Purge Incinerator
Protective eye gear mandatory
What kind of battle demands firepower like this?
Investigate Engine Of Sin on Steam:
https://t.co/pjumIlHBwQ
#Grimdark #Mech #Simulator

[gir @MasterGir]

i gotta get outta here, this is POOP DUDES territory

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Actually laughed out loud I fear

[outfit repeater @bat_faced]

The 27 packets of diablo taco bell sauce got the landlord special this is my 9/11

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

Backrooms director Kane Parsons is currently tying his shoe

“Hold on a sec, I think my shoe is untied”

He is 20 years old.

[Cartoons On The Moon @CartoonsOTMoon]

Hoy se cumplen 20 años del estreno de CARS

[{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @_VioMarks_]

okay but who directed it

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

you're a sick fuck for what you did to those kids