Harry Potter Canon

The REAL canon of Harry Potter // two admins trying their best to not post the same thing at the same time. #stopfatshamingthefatlady

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The Fat Lady has horrible body image issues from years of being called fat. #stopfatshamingthefatlady

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Arthur Weasley is actually a 1950’s housewife.

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And the characters name was actually Jerry Potter.

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The role of Harry Potter was actually played by Zac Efron.

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Peter pettigrew is a precious angel and this isn’t even a joke.

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Harry Potter was written by the youtuber brothers J and Ben Carlin. (@jonkerlin @SCB_Ben check out their vids they’re really good)
Special thanks to admin S @shimmermoon01

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Truer words have never been spoken.

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Draco malfoy deserves better than Harry

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As you can tell, Harry clearly didn’t catch on.

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Severus snape can actually see the future and forces the knowledge of what a bezoar stone can do into Harry in an attempt to get it through Harry’s thick scull how to save him when the time came

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I would like to add to Admin C’s statement that this event was entirely consensual and Hagrid enjoyed it very much. Admin S

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Rubeus Hagrid won Norbert not by winning a card game, but via sexually favors payed to ya boi Voldey-dick. Credits to @sofia_huusko

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No person should ever be treated as less than just for being themself.

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In response to the author from hell’s comments I would like to say that @CanonPotter has never and will never support JKR and her beliefs. While both admins love and adore the Harry Potter universe we also acknowledge and accept all of its many flaws. For instance; +

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+ @CanonPotter would like offer their support and love to all communities discriminated against by JKR. As members of the lgbt community and as literal human beings with basic morality we are truly disgusted by JKR’s actions.

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Percy Weasley killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand

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Luna Lovegood is actually part seahorse.

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Lily Evans Potter wasn’t actually a redhead. She had magenta hair. JKR doesn’t know her own canon.

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Gilderoy Lockheart is currently pregnant with his 15th child. Congrats!!

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Ginny is a fruitcake

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Percy Weasley’s accent is 100% fake. He’s not British. He’s actually from Bosnia. The other Weasley’s are British though.