Rizzard Kelly

Cano The Down Bad King @Canothemonkey on all socials

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

Me and @Roninja23 are doing a REALLY big thing

https://t.co/YNJYHUA8eh

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

Oh fuck yeah I’m here for heel Maxxine

[maisha ★ @BRIZEEMODE]

Maxxine Dupri responds to people comparing her and Austin Theory to LivDom 😭

Maxxine: “They’re using this word called Temu, and I had to google it, cause like I have money, so I don’t stop there.” 💀

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

Understatement

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

pulling up to wordle headquarters

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

I have the same sentiment about peanut and bee allergies. Modern medicine is weakening future generations

[Eric @erickstevens82]

If Taco Bell makes your stomach hurt then you are not fit to survive.

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

Please stop giving these account attention.

[BlankCheck @carteblanche230]

The 2025 predictive programming film “Him” by Jordan Peele may be showing us Trump’s death.

I’ll have a lot more to say about this film, but for now take a look at this clip where #47 gets hit & falls to the ground.

“Dead body alert, Dead body alert ‼️”

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

Damn I’ve never seen a man care for another man’s balls so much outside of porn

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Young Thug after finding out PlaqueBoyMax got a vasectomy at 23 years old:

"You got a vasectomy before having kids? That's stupid. If you were to die right now, you think God would let you in? the only reason he put you here is to create God gonna slap the f*ck outta you"

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

“We at least gave them a warning before committing genocide”

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

🇮🇱 Netanyahu: "The Nazis did not politely ask the Jews to leave. 'Did they say please step out so we can move in?' Of course not."

"I can name all the genocidal leaders in history and no one did this. So why is it a problem for us?"

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

Urgot?

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

why u btchs using ai to put crab legs on yo body?????

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

New York is not real bro…

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Good morning

(IG:heroichira)

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

They know not to do this in America

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Burger King is launching an all-you-can-eat burger challenge in Japan

Participants get 45 minutes to eat unlimited four-patty burgers, fries, and drinks

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

New York has the chance to do arguably one of the funniest things

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

What are we doing…

[twice @madeitallback]

finally did it

cornered every single pineapple jar at my local costco

cleared the entire shelf, twice, asked the manager if there was more in the back, there was, got that too

not releasing a single unit until every hood in america is contaminated with koolaid pineapple fiends, this is a cultural mission, i am the supply

15+ years hold minimum, this is generational wealth if you understand the vision

[Silver String Co @silverstringco]

Gibson is clearing out J-45 Acoustic Guitars that were briefly used for studio or showroom display. Answer 4 quick questions to see if you can get one.
https://t.co/6fcWqobvNI

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

Hang on there never met in person after all this time???

[2Cool2Blog @2Cool2Blog]

Drake gifts DJ Akademiks a OVO chain after finally meeting for the first time

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

Drake mentioned Antioch in his new album and I fear their delusion that they are Bay Area may only grow in strength.

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

I wish people would recognize engagement farm and stop feeding into it.

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

Luffy got his own Festival??? Motion.

[Brownies & Lemonade🍫🍋 @TeamBandL]

juelz at uc san diego sun god festival 👀

insane energy when he dropped his excision collab

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

I’m so tired of that term being misused

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

new spicy chicken sandwich slaps

[Rizzard Kelly @CanoTheMonkey]

My game must be bugged

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A new study suggests playing League of Legends may improve specific cognitive skills

The results showed that participants had improved attention, working memory, and executive function

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

When you see somebody that you used to know from highschool in public 😭