Chris Nesbitt

Writing a novel about Adam and Steve

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@psco1 @itvfootball It's whoever

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@tinscognito__ The thing I don't get is how they're gonna get the bus moving, handbrake's been stuck on all season womp womp

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@Flav_Bateman At least they've got a long old parade to walk off the pain

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I can’t work out if arsenal have so many fans because they’re the default club for blokes who’s dads were too posh to like football or their dad did a runner or it’s purely alphabetical

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@suicidepussy This guy predicted gen AI

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do we think the first gravestone with pronouns on it has already happened? 2025? lmk in the comments

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@carminerites @YedIin He's half south Asian

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@LabBeyondCities @AaronBastani I thought you were supposed to be into red wall policy interests or whatever. If so, that looks kind of laughable now

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

I played this for my crying, teething baby, she watched it quietly all the way through then on the final second closed her eyes and peacefully slept for twelve hours

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Joe Cole having a good retirement

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Daniil Trifonov, age 20, performing Liszt's "Mephisto Waltz No. 1" during the first round of the 2011 International Tchaikovsky Competition, where Trifonov was awarded first prize.

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Kent

[Evil Elko🥷🏻 @EvilElko]

Places where girls are 3 points hotter:

-Work
-Airport
-Bar at 1:45 AM
-Neighbor

What did I miss?

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

Does anybody mind if a white boy speaks a little mandarin this summer

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@chrishannaway @GlasgowRKSpurs @ProTottenham Plus the total figure means very little when you could throw down £200m on three first team players or the same amount on 11 hopefuls

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@LoveTheShirt Do you reckon he'll leave a note like Poch

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@LoveTheShirt Spooky

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@Billie_T Super cup with Inzaghi might be an instant sacking and Ange straight back in

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@preset_2m3 Hot mess mom

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@sidlowe Couldn't handle two competitive games a week