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[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

X k cuando hacemos el amor nos ayudamos a desvestirnos y después ca uno se viste solo, muy fácil en esta vida nadie te ayuda cuando estás jodido y si te ayuda es x k t quiere joder 🤭

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

"2026 va a ser mi año"

yo tratando de terminar septiembre:

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

cuando lo dejé todo para el lunes y ya es lunes

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they arrive, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!”

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks everywhere.

It’s almost impossible not to step on a duck. Despite their best efforts, on the first day, the first woman accidentally steps on a duck.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she has ever seen. He chains the two of them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”

The next week, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter appears with another extremely ugly man and chains them together.

The third woman has been watching all this and is determined not to make the same mistake. She becomes very, very careful where she steps.

Months go by without incident.

Then one day, St. Peter approaches her with the most handsome man she has ever seen: tall, muscular, thin, with long eyelashes.

Without saying a word, St. Peter chains them together.

The woman is thrilled.

“I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity!”

The man looks at her and says:

“I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

[Bilbo Faggins @Bilbofagginzzz]

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[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

@StephenKing Wordplay, I suppose.

[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

@OKORIECHIAMAKA_ deje de ir a donde no me querian😖

[Aby 🦇 @avenabyy]

Ayúdenme a difundirlo
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DENUNCIA PÚBLICA

[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

se ha muerto un grande ,Eduardo Rodriguez Rodway . D.E.P

[Olimpiu Di Luppi @olimpiuurcan]

Richard Rapport's stunning win over Kirill Alekseenko in the ninth round of the Chess Olympiad in Samarkand.

[Modern History @modernhistory]

Linda Hamilton turns 70 today.

Beauty and the Beast, The Terminator, Sarah Connor made a whole generation sit up straighter.

Which Linda Hamilton role do you remember first?

[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

@Dexerto terrirific

[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

que pasa la vida

[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

a ver mi punto de vista , pa empezar no la desahucia un banco ,si una empresa de dos hermanos y que quiere que le diga?

[Julián Macías Tovar @JulianMaciasT]

La opinión de Feijóo sobre el desahucio de Mari Carmen.

[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

se ha quedado la tarde buena para estar en casa, se fue la calor mala.

[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

mandar CV en internet es como la sonda voyager enviando senyales

[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

practicamente lo pagaba gratis

[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

me quite de netflix por que no lo veia

[Mar @CanteroCal27591]

jajaja espejo publico la senyora dice que ceuta es el culo de la bernarda.