Happy Godzilla Day to you and yours! Also happy National Sandwich Day! Also I have Covid! If you saw me this weekend, please take a dang test. https://t.co/wOyyzbKFFd
I hate Apple for locking Great Pumpkin away more than almost anything. But I have a billion copies of it, physical and digital, and it’s honestly never looked better 🤷 https://t.co/uSMWPExf0C
I don’t always pose seductively next to movie posters, but when I do, it’s ‘cause I really like the film and encourage you to see it so we can get a Part 2 #DewtheDune https://t.co/PkdwOejluT
Apparently my appendix and I have HAD IT with one another! Not asking anyone to take sides in the split, just make sure I get the majority of the sympathy and presents https://t.co/gdZ880zzRV
If there’s a 90s TV, film or commercial parody your brain can’t accurately attribute to UHF or SNL, it’s almost always from Stay Tuned. https://t.co/RZ5pv1lE4t