Cam

Everything smells like nose. #KeepPounding

[Cam @CanTucket]

No one will believe what I’ve now learned, but the ‘C’ in CIA stands for “secret”.

If you don’t hear from me…

[Cam @CanTucket]

God once made an earlier version of the Giraffe, but it was too rushed and underdeveloped.

More of a rough first giraft.

[Cam @CanTucket]

Sure, waterboarding may be illegal. But there's nothing in the bible against waterexciting...

[Cam @CanTucket]

Tough news from the doctor. My kidneys are done.

My adult knees are fine, but still, sobering news.

[Cam @CanTucket]

It’s a tale as old as thyme.

(2-3 weeks in the fridge; just a couple days at room temperature; or 1-3 years if you dry the tale and keep it in an airtight container located in a cool/dark space)

[Cam @CanTucket]

I guess he wasn't able to... 😏 easton around 😎

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Falcons release QB Easton Stick. https://t.co/2A5w79MASG

[Cam @CanTucket]

@daringantt Does this joke hold water?

[Cam @CanTucket]

Just found out our neighbor doesn’t pose for the Doordash delivery photo…

[Cam @CanTucket]

The debate tonight is making this choice much, much harder.

Both VP candidates have stunning, breathtaking eyes.

[Cam @CanTucket]

@hoohoo3000 how dare you.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

they're stealing the geese in Ohio. don't believe me? take a gander for yourself

[Cam @CanTucket]

@josephperson @wcnc Still arguably the best Panthers' "touchdown" in the last three games.

[Cam @CanTucket]

@crypto_bobby Shut up, Rob.