David West

I'm so hipster, I have a landline phone.

[David West @CanyonCliffs]

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a ducking nazi.

[David West @CanyonCliffs]

@Verizon I feel that loyalty waning when I get emails like this.

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@greg16676935420 Happy birthday, Greg! What time are we opening presents?

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On this national day of mourning, I long for the day when #JimmyCarter was considered a bad president.

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@TheRoaringKitty Step one: cut a hole in the box

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@unusual_whales Low voter turnout. The message and priorities of the Democratic Party did not resonate with 15 million people who decided to sit out this election.

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So many people dressed as clowns, wearing Trump T-shirts, and Maga hats for #Halloween

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@MelindaO044 @seagulljaap @LDSMormon https://t.co/dWmMlrpSGo

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@seagulljaap As a card-carrying member, I cannot fathom how many faithful can't see the parallels between Trump and King Noah or Amalickiah. The Cheeto-in-chief is the epitome of BoM evil leaders.

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@realDonaldTrump 's enemies (PoC, LGBTQ+, immigrants, political opponents) are not 🇺🇸America's enemies. Trump's friends (billionaires, dictators, criminals) are not America's friends. It's that simple. #VoteBlue

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@realDonaldTrump ’s enemies (minorities, immigrants, political opposition) are not America’s enemies, and his friends (billionaires, dictators, criminals) are not America’s friends. It’s a simple as that. #VoteBlue

[David West @CanyonCliffs]

@SISTASinZION The Book of Mormon story of the Kingmen and the Freemen echoes current US politics in an eerie way.

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@crunchlabs @MarkRober Thanks for the Summer Camp. I've got a new budding engineer in the house.

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@EmmanuelAcho Cop should be personally insured for malpractice just like doctors. Make these officers carry their own personal insurance.

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@politvidchannel Usually the case when foreign assets have their cover blown.

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@VancityReynolds so glad you didn’t end up as Batman. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

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I heard @realDonaldTrump is upset that #VPWalz supports voting rights for felons. Seems like Skintone-Matches-the-Jumpsuit would be more supportive of that policy. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Harris2024

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@pattonoswalt

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@EricKleefeld Weird thing to bring up roots with that dye job.

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@RonFilipkowski In nature, flashy colors are often used to warn of dangerous and unpredictable threats. #MAGAIsWeird