🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻

they/them | 30 | 18+ | pay me to write pls, help me pay my PhD bills | PWHL—Sirens | Star Trek, heated rivalry, IWTV, marvel, witcher, teen wolf

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

Okay i made a Ko-Fi if you want to support me. These will not be posted on Ao3 because of TOS and I'd really like my Ao3 account to stay up.

I have a tuition bill due like right now and am still unemployed.

Thank you!
https://t.co/fKWbyqswk6

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

A ✨new✨thread of my fics since i'm working on a variety all the time.

[🎨Artsy M*rxist 🎨 (commissions closed) @ArtsyMarx1st]

this may be a hot or lukewarm take idk, but i think electricity should be considered a human right

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

@ofrubyandgold Thank you chili i appreciate it so much 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

I got my vibe checked in a round two interview and I fear my nervous interview energy and dry mouth did not pass the vibe check

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

@ofrubyandgold Thank youuuu

There was a proposition of me being hired for another job I did not apply to. What that is? Idk

So at least I come out with three options instead of two

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

@Angie_BoPeepers I have so much more but I cannot give a lecture on the concept of natural selection on twt unforch. Not even my slides i give to the college students i teach would be enough (and also too long of a thread)

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

Survival of the Fittest isn’t even an evolutionary concept. It came from a social darwinist/eugenicist.

One day I pray we are free from the shackles of “survival of the fittest”.

[Squirrely Dangie 𓃠 𓅃 😷 @Angie_BoPeepers]

Do people understand that survival of the fittest means most adaptable, not most muscley?

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

i just hope he gets my vibe is better outside of an interview 😭 i am just bad being the focus of attention

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

why we’re doing two rounds of interviews for a barback. Idk But he wants the vibes of his employees curated so who am I to reject the method.

[eivan.𖥔 ݁˖ @Llyucian]

The cure to writers block is realizing you can write literally anything with no consequences. Nobody is gonna barge in and beat your head over the keyboard for your shitty prose and uninspired characters. How freeing is that.

[the autistic daughter of lorraine delacorte @notkimberlyno]

even if gen AI was environmentally fine i would still be completely against it

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

Encyclopedia Britannica fighting in the war on Wile/RR shippers. On the side of shippers.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

For all the "Coyote vs. Acme" fans out there, brace yourselves.

A coyote chasing prey can exceed speeds of 40 miles per hour, more than twice the top speed of a sprinting roadrunner.

Wile E. Coyote is letting the Road Runner win.

[Ottawa Charge @PWHL_Ottawa]

TEAMMATES FOR LIFE! 💍

Sending the biggest congratulations to Emma Greco and Michela Cava on their engagement! ❤️

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

will trent please stop kissing your maybe half sister

[noodle bowl hat 🍉 @carbohydrakes]

People who had gay sex were literally considered sex offenders just a few years ago. So no, I don't believe the state should have the right to castrate anybody, sex offender or not.

[WE THE URBAN @WeTheUrban]

Hear me clearly:

You are allowed to experience joy while things in your life are unresolved. If you postpone happiness until everything is perfect, you’ll be postponing it forever.

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

@Milo03c I agree with your first statement, I love a lot of bad movies. I just didn’t think this fell into the category for me.

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

This movie was not bad to me. I do not understand why people hate this movie. And also yes this scene heloooo

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

@Milo03c Well clearly not objectively bad because I did not feel that way at all at any point

[🖖🏻gonzo PhD Candidate🖖🏻 @CanyonDivides]

In front of Bugs salad too

[💫Kappa💫 @K4pp4_8]

Jealous roadrunner supremacy in the big 2026 life is GOOD #wileroad