Cao Phong

They sometimes call me Bruce Lee. Needless to say, there was only one Asian kid in school, and only now, Twitter makes it newsworthy.

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99,9% chances that Vietnamese, Chinese and Lunar New Year all start 1st February in 2022, study finds. "Non-conclusive" according to some scientists pointing to 0,1% uncertainty.

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Pre-orders: Possible. Price: undisclosed. Availability: Unknown.

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Textile industry will thrive again in 2022.

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I am not too old for COSMIC AWARDS. My gerontologist can certify. Vote for me.

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@tuannguyenminh YOU look great (in steel). (Btw, looks like your link https://t.co/nRyJhoIOeo is broken.)

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I am announcing I am candidate for COSMIC AWARDS 2022. (I should have won in 2021 ! But I did not lose, Ok?)

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COSMIC AWARDS are rigged. Vote for me.

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Facing the Annam Gourmet Lunch Buffet, last December "try to lose 2-3 kg" suddenly sounds absolutely pure vanity.

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Annual Health check @ Vigor Clinic. I worry they found out I drank Champagne and ate too much foie gras on 25th December 1987.

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International flights to Vietnam resume after two years - VnExpress International https://t.co/5LAbNWiYzl

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Take the public bus in Ho Chi Minh City. Done ✔️ after 15 years. Merci Que Lam.

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Quarantine Tip#19 : Choose your room with morning sunlight. They are cooler in afternoon.

This shall be my last quarantine tip. My stay in Huflit is ending. Yeh! Thank you all for following/supporting !
(Please, don't tell my wife. She hates surprises.)

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Quarantine Tip#18 : Don't forget the nail clipper.

You may bite you nails under stress.
I am no doctor, but hygiene of the process seems doubtful. You may prefer cut your nails very short.

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Quarantine Tip#17 (Patrick's): Mask on 24/7.
Are toilet paper pads any help ?

Yes, but do you prefer hurt your ears or look ridiculous ?

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Quarantine Tip#16 : your embassy counts (on) you !

Call. They have a Hotline.
If requested to detail your situation by email, keep it short : Their reply should feel a bit frustrating copy-paste (because it is, let's be realistic).
Thank U for contributing to pandemic stats.

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@Namphuo79270112 Come on. Isn't the joke obvious ? "Husband", "wife", "kids" .
Ok, I'll try another one...

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Do I need to add "lol" ?

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Quarantine Tip#15 : "Past the mountains the world opens up."

Yeah ! You'll finally have time to watch movies on your waiting list. Don't forget the headset, so roommates don't complain.

(Thanks Thomas for the copy of this great movie.)

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@quelami2 Huflit est une université. Quelques salles au rez-de-chaussée derrière des bandes de sécurité sont strictement réservées au personnel qui s'occupe de nous. Les salles de classe aux étages servent de dortoirs, et il y a des toilettes à chaque étage.

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Quarantine Tip#13 : Look it on the bright side.

Megan: "Being a school, how do they arrange your washrooms? 🙈"

Vietnamese ingenuity.

Note : I take cold shower/swim in morning. No big deal for me there. You might want to start if you don't.

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