Captain Obvious

This is a bio. Follow me for more obvious statements.

[Captain Obvious @Cap__Obvious]

You always have a choice in life, but the obvious thing to do right now is to follow me.

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@TheCryptoLark This didn't age well.

[Sahil Lavingia @shl]

333,333 followers! To celebrate, I’m giving 3 random people that repost this and follow me $3,333 each

I’ll pick the winners in 3 days

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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@DiabeticCyborgg Thanks for sharing!

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@TTrueman That was all very obvious!

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@stealayotaco @CrAstro2 @mrmoyoeth @greg_price11 Here's another reminder.

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@TTrueman The reasons are pretty obvious!

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@monitoringbias "Kindness is everything" is the obvious choice. They are much easier to manipulate into doing things for you.

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@SovereignAlien I like to take my time.

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@RobertM95394922 @thegoodjonathan @CNN Thank you for that. I'm getting faster at stating the obvious.

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@DrMom25MA @Authorized_Deez @mcloayza29 @ENewton81 @OliLondonTV Hello. I don't want to state the obvious too much, but my cats are judging you.

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@vibessesra @kourycafe 🥳🥳🥳

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@JayGeeForty @LosPollosTV Always there to state the obvious.

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@Skipjacks_ @NanaIsVaxxed @DwightPopo I was helped by Major Hindsight.

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@TheRealEDwyer @lukefoxjukebox Yes. Good job!

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@foolishsailor @ThatAkhilRao You could do both.

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@lhatehockey @justinrnayy @NJDevils I knew it too!

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@shaka_arichkid @JonPeters1976 @TheNBACentral @FirstTake Duh 2.

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@Hyl_ian @ErcSpry @deadpandick Me too!!