The Cape Cod Cranberries

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He’s home

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We have licked our wounds and are moving towards next year. Congratulations to @SockCherry for a hell of a matchup.
Weird season for the Cran, expect it to get more weird as we look to next year.
Everyone says the 5th place game is the real championship anyway

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Following that, at the buzzer of the deadline while MNF was in overtime we struck a deal with @SJSloths sending:

His own 2nd this year, a 2028 2nd and 4th for Jaylen Warren and Adams 2026 2nd

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Two MASSIVE trades bringing in THREE new starters ahead of the playoffs, this team is gona look a lot different;

The first deal had us send @DragonsSLDF SLEU’s 2028 first and a 28 4th for Woody Marks and maybe the biggest acquisition of the entire deadline DK METCALF

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THE CRAN ARE BACK IN THE PLAYOFFS AND ITS BECAUSE OF THE CARDINALS

#CranMan easily this week goes to Mike Wilson, he and McBride have carried us here

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We are all witnesses

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Somehow, we’re still alive, and it’s mostly thanks to the Cardinals

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Chat is this good?

[Bryce DeGroat @NFL_Convo]

Jake Ferguson (TE2) is closer to Kyle Pitts (TE18) than he is to Trey McBride (TE1)

Let that sink in.

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@JTPipes15 Reach out to us directly we would be happy to conduct an interview

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We won last week, pretty mediocre week for the team #CranMan goes to Darnold for winning the starting QB spot

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Cran Win!!!

Final score 133.9
@DevilRaysDFC 88.72

A win no one expected to keep some potential playoff hopes alive

#CranMan of the game it’s not Jordan Love for his 31.3 points on SNF, yet the award has co winners with Samaje Perine and Kareem Hunt combining for 34.2 points

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Well guys, after tonight’s crushing loss we have decided to pivot our direction.

We have traded RB Saquon Barkley, a man who led us to the championship game last year to our good friends in our division the
@Gladiatorrsss

In return we got RB Chase Brown
26 2nd
27 3rd
28 1st

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@CLECRUSADE @WarEaglesDF We don’t make the schedule, we are just here to spread the news

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THE CRAN HAVE DONE IT.

THE CRAN JUST WON BY THE LARGEST MARGIN OF VICTORY IN SOCK LEAGUE HISTORY!!!!!!!

WE DEFEATED @WarEaglesDF BY 136.16 POINTS!!!!!!

QUITE LITERALLY THE MOST DOMINANT WIN IN LEAGUE HISTORY

#CRANMAN goes to Sammy D himself in his Cran debut scoring 31.64

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Ryan has picked up to win this week, because of this development we’re debating placing our entire team on he trade block. It’s a shame he had to resort to jeopardizing our season this way but it was a fun ride.

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FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON!!!!

Cran: 124.82
@SJSloths: 113.98

Ugly and gritty win, maybe saved the season

#CranMan is Dave for being the Lions offense and not Goff or LaPorta

Griffin next week

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3rd in points scored, you will never guess our record

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Sports are still stupid

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GAME DAY vs TREVOR AND WRU

QB: J. Love (22.88)
RB1: Saquon
RB2: J. Conner
WR1: Reek
WR2: Terry (9.8)
WR3: Te
TE: T. McBride
Flex1: Sutton
Flex2: ETN
Flex3: Bo (17.4)

Not a must win, but maybe a can’t lose