Capello_takes

⚽ Top flight analysis and banter.

Man United die-hard, no club is safe.

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[Capello_takes @Capello_takes]

@UtdMaI Evra always right...

Instead of fixing the problem, which is the midfield, we sacked a coach and gave him almost £30m. The exact amount he asked for to sign the player he wants.

Terrible!

[declasiq_esmi @declasiqstudio_]

Don’t ever do these 4 things she mentioned when you approach a new girl:

1. Don’t start interviewing her.
2. Don’t start praising her beauty.
3. Don’t engage in unwanted touch.
4. Don’t act as if your life depends on her saying yes.

The right way to approach a woman starts with respect.

Hope you copy?

[Your Herbal Stroke Specialist @NY_amankwaa]

“You are never leaving the matrix”…. Nobody cares about you

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Throwback to when Burna boy was a video vixen for Cynthia Morgan.😭😂

[Nigeria Diasporans in UK 🇳🇬🇬🇧 @NDIUKCommunity]

Mortgage wahala 🤔

[Your Herbal Stroke Specialist @NY_amankwaa]

This is why I always recommend water melon for guys

[Testosterone Doctor @TestDoctor_]

Listen carefully: If your performance is lacking, stop eating these.

[Capello_takes @Capello_takes]

@FabrizioRomano The team is blazing hot right now. Any good players better get on their payroll.

Jay-Z knows business.

[Capello_takes @Capello_takes]

@FabrizioRomano You sometimes need a good team to be successful in life. Bro joined RocNation, and instantly his career skyrocketed.

Never doubt a good team!

[Monk Wisdom @Monkwisdoms]

A Woman Who Hides Things::

[ProfitableMan @ProfitableMan1]

THIS ADVICE COULD SAVE YOU DECADES.

[Survival Instinct @SurvivalInstint]

Knowing where to strike can mean the difference between escaping and becoming a victim. For self-defense education only.

[declasiq_esmi @declasiqstudio_]

She dishes out 6 ways to respect yourself.

They say respect is reciprocal: to be respected, you must first respect yourself.

Do you agree with her?

[Capello_takes @Capello_takes]

@cewlkeuwfghwi The lady is Tsunade in Naruto.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

If we had pointed out obvious red flags then, this moron will join his fellow Nigerian men who rank #1 on the global mumu index to chant "marry first" gimmick.

I've told you to go and pick gym membership form.

Don't waste your heartbreak.

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

She shares the 369 method to manifest money fast:

[Bart @UtdBart]

No UCL signings:
Di Maria, Zlatan, Pogba, Bruno, Casemiro, Martinez, Cunha, Yoro, De Ligt.

UCL signings:
Amrabat, Hojlund, Mount, Lee Grant, Onana, Reguillon, Dalot, Fred, Santos, Dan James.

It’s quite clear the aim is to get into the UCL for revenue but not actually compete.

[Ghost 👨🏽‍💻🇨🇦 @Madridghost1]

The UK wedding gifts the HMRC didn’t tell you 👇🇬🇧

[Capello_takes @Capello_takes]

Glazers loaded the club with debt, drained it of over a billion, and let Old Trafford rot.

Ratcliffe arrived, swung the axe on hundreds of staff and perks, then kept the managerial merry-go-round spinning.

Result? A toxic, fear-filled workplace where culture is the first casualty and the owners never take the hit.

With 4 competitions, the transfer market ends with only two players. Absurd

[Capello_takes @Capello_takes]

Glazers loaded the club with debt, drained it of over a billion, and let Old Trafford rot.

Ratcliffe arrived, swung the axe on hundreds of staff and perks, then kept the managerial merry-go-round spinning.

Result? A toxic, fear-filled workplace where culture is the first casualty and the owners never take the hit.

With 4 competitions, the transfer market ends with only two players. Absurd!