juug apatow

walk a mile in these size 11.5s

[juug apatow @capfaIcon]

14 year old male looking for a woman with a disposable income interested in trading gifts for company

[M.E🪻 @Emmys]

There are so many worlds we don’t even know about

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we�� re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[cay @koralinadean]

aint got no change sorry brotha

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

What is peter teal email??

[Ciscaucasian @ciscaucasian]

Nerds realized liking Japan is no longer niche so now they’re on Kazakhstan

[(Gay) Signal @NopeSignal]

PVP capture the flag lobby just dropped

[Cyrus II of Persia @ShahanshahCyrus]

Iranian tattoos in the 1950s

[Amerikanets 📉 @ripplebrain]

The Shiacatholic Islamofascist Marxist Third-Worldist Network sends its regards

[rune sword @runesword1]

the first halfling i see after finding a scroll of scorching ray

[you will surely get the karkland @fmtovvns]

How lightskins attempt to assassinate the president

[BlueJay, Tianqiao Star of #pinkytwt @them_failure]

Dealer: Got that noble and righteous pack for ya, just be safe with it, okay?

Me: Dude I live for cruelty and my heart is closed to the world I’ll be fine

1 hour later

*through tears* I have to save everyone

[turbomander @turbomander]

the other day I overheard my apprentice ask, can a wizard borrow a spell slot? and my first thought wasn’t “oh my god, he’s calling himself a wizard”, it was now how is a wizard gonna borrow a slot - wizard, is you gonna give it back?

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Dana White during the incident

[Sam Lockhart @soil_owner]

It's gotta be really upsetting for F-35cels to realize that the true inheritors of the Top Gun spirit are men who they view as their enemies, flying ancient machines, as old as their parents, at transsonic speeds at such low altitudes they can see the heat shimmer on the horizon.

[43% turnt 🇩🇴 @j0sewtf]

new pack alert reaction unlocked gonna save this for when big yahoo goes

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time

[Georges St-Pierre @GeorgesStPierre]

Skipping dinosaurs while I’m in Calgary feels weird for me.
Next time!