Dealer: Got that noble and righteous pack for ya, just be safe with it, okay?
Me: Dude I live for cruelty and my heart is closed to the world I’ll be fine
1 hour later
*through tears* I have to save everyone
the other day I overheard my apprentice ask, can a wizard borrow a spell slot? and my first thought wasn’t “oh my god, he’s calling himself a wizard”, it was now how is a wizard gonna borrow a slot - wizard, is you gonna give it back?
It's gotta be really upsetting for F-35cels to realize that the true inheritors of the Top Gun spirit are men who they view as their enemies, flying ancient machines, as old as their parents, at transsonic speeds at such low altitudes they can see the heat shimmer on the horizon.
i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time