Captain Jimothy Carter

Peggy Carter and Comic Clint Barton are my role models. Hella Steggy shipper to my soulmate couple.

[Captain Jimothy Carter @CapJamesCarter]

I finally made a somewhat respectable post about creating custom funko pops if anyones interested

[Ted Cutezynski @shrugdeaIer]

Buried a stranger’s cat in my yard in one of the weirdest acts of kindness I’ve done yet.

Honestly though, giving him a resting place while his person navigates a really hard time and life right now was just something I was able to do. No regrets.

[clare @clare_stagg]

lol @ the state trooper who just pulled me over downtown and tried to tell me he could issue me a citation because he saw me give an unhoused man $3 at a red light. I asked what law I'd violated

"uhh well I'm just giving a warning this time"

yeah that's what I figured.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL to charge a "convenience fee" for paying a bill online. The convenience is for the company. The fee is for you.

[VeeXrus ☪️🇩🇿 Coms CLOSED (3/3) !!⋆˚꩜｡★ @veexrus]

My friend is intersex and they have vitiligo and Heterochromia they might be the rarest person EVER

[🌸TøX🌸 COMMS OPEN @ToXieRat]

I personally find it very hilarious that most of windclan as made up of Oriental Shorthairs because to me that just means they’re all honking rather then meowing.

[urbanist slop hq @SlopHq]

america won't fund a single indoor public play space for kids, but for thirty years a hamburger chain quietly ran free climate-controlled playgrounds in every town, then tore them all out, and nobody held a hearing. the playplace was infrastructure and we won't admit we miss it

[Skylinex13 @Skylinex13]

MCU Starfox is the funniest thing

"Thanos has a brother, he's played by Harry Styles, we're never going to mention him again"

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Fuck the constitution, get him in office

[Big Dawg @BigDawg9232]

My mom is having end of life care at home. She's gotten a hospital bed and medical staff visit six times a day.

Our cat, who I haven't seen since I last went back home to Sweden in 2019, has been sticking to her side. He's 16 years old.

He's always been such a sweetheart. 😭

[kat 💫 @parkcrstorm]

it's crazy to me that peter parker, johnny storm, and scott summers are all roughly around the same age when i always thought scott was older

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Little kitty was rubbing against my leg as I was crying and I didn't know what to do so I took her home and now she is sleeping on my couch. oh my god what do I do

[mau 🏒 @sidmeowsby]

got hit by the cat distribution system this morning everyone say hi to the kitten that somehow ended up under our staircase

[Jess X @jess_X]

My kitty, Pizza, has been missing for over two months. I got a call today that his microchip was located, and he’s coming home in the next hour. 🥹

He’s been within 5 minutes this whole time, lol. Hanging with my neighbors a street over.

[Aerin @FromAerin]

My dad still has the piece of paper my mom wrote her number on for him 40 years ago still in his wallet right now and he just showed me omg

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

One question I’ve always had about the Blip in the MCU is were 16-year-olds suddenly showing up to bars saying “Hey look at my ID. It’s expired but it says I was born 21 years ago!” Like if the Blip was real would gravestones suddenly have asterisks? Would AA chips drop in value?

[Ash ⚢ MEN DNI 🔞 @butchpxnk]

Had someone complain to me about "pronoun people" at work yesterday while I was wearing a shirt that says "butch4butch bottom", a hat that says "I took my t-shot today," and bracelets with various pride flag colors. At a Pride Night event. What the fuck do I look like?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is your friendly reminder that data centres don’t actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it’s the cheapest way to do it.

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

I already know Peter is months overdue on rent with an apartment like this 😭

[⎊ Let's Talk War Machine ⎊ @LetsTalkRhodey]

If they're doing it, can they do the "Meet me at the site of our first battle" only for Peter to go to the wrong place.

[Allison Fitzgerald, MD, PhD @allisonoconn]

I had a patient at the VA who had had 11 different cancers over the course of his lifetime. He was in his 80s, a Vietnam war veteran. His job was to float down the river and spray agent orange.