Preston Whitmore

Professional Hater
CFA Level 1 Candidate
Bloomberg Terminal maximalist
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@HammondCheddar Never give up the corner office, you've made it

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@gojobbl you gotta be creative for that

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@Web3_Jarin hello

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@MurrayHillGuy1 A kiss is the perfect way to end the first date, save the rest for another time

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@heis_fede You’re gonna have to predict where the ball is based on the player positions

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@Kristinartz Paulie Gualtieri

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@caadeanalua I thought you were smoking on an incense stick

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@barstoolsports She and Chelsea Handler have ruined women

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@amontanhamagic4 imagine smoking on that quincy promes

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Strip clubs dont do it for me

I prefer dentist appointments with my latina hygienist calling me a dirty boy with her tits on my face and fingers deep in my mouth

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@CigsMake 0 calories too

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@psyuttik A McMillionaire

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@KyleMcCordMuse How many calories? 20,000?

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@paraaand Wtf why is Toronto in there?

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@HarleeHassell You have beautiful eyes

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women be like all men should start in jail and prove their way out…. would they still make you pay on the first date?

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@reallygordon Did you get wedgied?

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@TouchmineX She looks familiar 🤔

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@TheDavid_Turner Posting Instagram instants has to top the list

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@SopranosWorld Meanwhile, Mike Brown: