Captain Ford

Everybody look at me cuz I’m sailing on a boat! Captain your own ship…Fuck MAGA #DarkArmada 🏴‍☠️

[Captain Ford @Capn_Ford]

*ahem*

Nice try

[Captain Ford @Capn_Ford]

@JoeyMannarino @BrigantiPh54886 You wanna fuck his mouth??

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@MinionBilly @Happytobeaprole @elonmusk @BrigantiPh54886 What was his return on his “investment” this time? Oh, right…

He’s a fucking moron

[Captain Ford @Capn_Ford]

@SuperBasedInCa My grandfather lived to be 102…You know how he managed to do that?

He minded his own fucking business!

[Captain Ford @Capn_Ford]

@JoeyMannarino You’re a homo through and through

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@LauraLoomer Pity party for Pickle Pussy 😭😭😭

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@Izzi_Rami @elonmusk @BrigantiPh54886 Peelon simps are pathetic and sad, I’d have to give a shit about their opinion to be pissed 😭😭😭

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@mulattomayne @DepintoDanny @ihavebiggertit1

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@JesusOfArmada @TheComfortStick @MonaLisaSails @TheDarkArmada @FucYourFeeFees @NBPTROCKS @DepintoDanny @RoysSentra

[Captain Ford @Capn_Ford]

Ya’ll 😭😭😭😭

Go give @Sec_MarKwayne a follow immediately! Dis shit is GOLD!

[Captain Ford @Capn_Ford]

@TheComfortStick @JesusOfArmada @MonaLisaSails @TheDarkArmada @FucYourFeeFees @NBPTROCKS @DepintoDanny @RoysSentra Also @AbeContinental

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@DepintoDanny @mulattomayne @ihavebiggertit1

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@OneMeghanElinor

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@NICKIMINAJ @RepLuna @ByronDonalds 14. You married a pedophile
15. Your brother is a rapist
16. You’re here illegally

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@MattPPea @gasandoilparty @elonmusk

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@mandaconda__ @RepRoKhanna

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@KaitMarieox Still shit your pants

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@PaulleyTicks @KasparQ Hey so does she! #PoopyPants

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@FucYourFeeFees @LauraLoomer

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@mulattomayne @ihavebiggertit1 @DepintoDanny sup

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@EdwardMaduh @Mitch_Mc_Turtle Dicks, lots and lots of dicks