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I like beans

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My wife just yelled "Ill be back. LEPRECHAUN" in her sleep. I fear for that little guy

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Just spent the entire night sleeping with a blanket the size of a towel. Why? The dog was being cute and laying on the freshly cleaned bedding.

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Today I learned my TRAINED dog is willing to pee on me out of spite, if I try to put a balloon on him.

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@TheMightyGoldFs I dont like filling my head with important thoughts like that

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As I sit outside on this chilly November morning. I think to myself, "why do I keep locking myself out of the house when my wife is out of town"

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@BlastoiseMSC marriage butter and beach. Butter takes the win on this one for me

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Nintendo be like: so, whatcha think of the direct ?
Me: *sobbing excitedly*

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Had a dream last night I was eating a gourmet piece of bread, when I realized it tasted like laundry detergent i woke up to me shoving a blanket into my own mouth

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@TheMightyGoldFs

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@TheMightyGoldFs He's watching @BlastoiseMSC use the toilet after I gave him laxatives

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@TheMightyGoldFs

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@GameboyLuke @UnitedHayze Hol up. The math ain't mathing. Shady is Dylans dad, and Luke is shadys brother. Hmm something is sounding a little redneck

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Woah. 5 years on this app. You know what that means. FABIO

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@operagxofficial I like choccy milk.

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My wife has a perfect fortnite win rate, thanks to me and my brother helping her a course

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@KyleBlessing Only from 42.0 to 69. I was told the rest are not necessary

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Eating captain crunch with pickles as the only meal of the day is making me question life

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@BlastoiseMSC

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It's a good thing I fell off the bed or else I would've missed a @TheMightyGoldFs stream

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Watching my coworker pull out a sword was not something I expected to see today