Morgan

talkin shit

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@Rory_Talks_Ball Looked nervy right from the off

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@Howlingmutant0 All jokes aside, that blokes profile seriously reads out like a mass casualty event waiting to happen. He is not of sound mind whatsoever. If I was a yank I'd probably be calling the cops

[Rachel Wilson @Rach4Patriarchy]

@owenjonesjourno Welcome to the inevitable logical conclusion of your worldview.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Raven @raven_brah]

When they die, these books will be thrown in the trash by their Haitian caretaker and no one will ever remember they existed

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@RestrictedReels Damn they're chimpin out

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

This has to be an outnof season April fools joke, surely

[The Noticer @NoticerNews]

Here are some of the craziest details from Labor's 2026 Federal Budget:

- $124M for powerful Jewish lobby group the Executive Council of Australian Jewry (which is behind Australia's new "hate speech" laws)
- $207.4M to "combat the influences of anti-Semitism, violent extremism and hate"
- $46.7M in financial support for the Jewish community
- $41M for various education department anti-Semitism initiatives
- $9M for a hate crimes database
- $68.8M for National Security Investigations teams (hate speech and social media post police)
- $32.6M on social cohesion public awareness campaigns
- $793M for "Closing the Gap" policies for aboriginals
- $36.6M to help aboriginals to vote
- $48.3M for aboriginal hostels
- $4.2M for a new National Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Cultural Precinct
- $6.8M for aboriginals to "own, access and manage water"
- $308.6M to "end gender-based violence"
- $50.4M to continue investigating alleged Afghanistan war crimes
- $6.6M to give missiles to the UAE
- $64.6M to recruit Papua New Guineans into the Australian Defence Force
- $16.6M to investigate sexual violence in the ADF
- $24.7M to recycle solar panels
- $112.7M for gambling addicts
- $25.3M on the India-Australia Comprehensive Strategic Partnership, mainly for a grants and fellowships program
- $167.3M for Nauru
- $550M to "support high‑quality, climate‑resilient infrastructure in the Pacific and Timor‑Leste"
- $33.2M for Indonesia
- $68.5M for HIV treatment for immigrants who are not eligible for Medicare
- $449.3M for RSV vaccines
- $10.8M to "provide community‑led health literacy education to refugee and migrant women"
- $7.7M to boost refugee employment
- $74.2M to fight abuse of the refugee visa system
- $27M to make migrant workers follow the law
- $19.8M to fight abuse of the student visa system

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@ForbesMichel @piperboywilliam Killing someones dog over a word is pretty bleak champ, but whatever helps you justify it.

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@sam_ikin Just noticed you're also a Tasmanian. G'day my fellow two headed neighbour

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@sam_ikin I'd rather reverse into stationary objects than reverse into moving objects. It's safer and requires you to actually be competent behind the wheel. Not doing so or questioning it is kind of outing yourself as a shit driver tbh

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@TeleFootball @alantyers I'm an Arsenal fan and this made me wince. You'd thing after the past 3 years you'd just shut up and take it a game at a time. Of course the camera had to focus on this knobhead though 🤣

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@SamiMokbel_BBC Well I mean the ref told the whole stadium, whats not to understand 🤣

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@Jack_Heffer02 Funny that, heard them just fine on the telly while the hammers fans sat in silence. It's crazy how much online football discourse is just straight lies. Too tribal to be objective

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@TheChilledGame1 @justlakamora @SkySportsPL @PGMOL_FA Sorry mate I prefer kangaroos

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@TheChilledGame1 @justlakamora @SkySportsPL @PGMOL_FA Keep suckin them farts mr chilled gamer

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@QuanNH1604 @blessonfootball @AnfieldRd96 You have never seen a second yellow for this, ever. Except for Trossard a few weeks after. Give it a break ya sausage

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@AdelakunIsrael2 @hands1jeremy @RoshaneSport @TheAthleticFC Be my guest mate

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@TheChilledGame1 @justlakamora @SkySportsPL @PGMOL_FA Suck a fart champ

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@streetfighthard Get the frustration out and shake it out after. Proper blokes.

[Morgan @CapnDiabetes]

@hands1jeremy @RoshaneSport @TheAthleticFC Arsenal don't hold onto the keepers arms during set pieces you plonker