Captain Hank Murphy ⚓

It don't mean BUTT if it ain't got that JUTT! 🇺🇸

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

#TheLastofUs is still trash. Between Alchy McFetalFace and their choice to still kill off Joel and devolve into The Transgenda Chronicles of Abby for the rest of the run, it's a total wash. Just play the first game and pretend nothing else was ever released.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@Randette_Brown @akafaceUS @realDonaldTrump Found one.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@akafaceUS @realDonaldTrump Damn right I did.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@TheGlobal_Index @AMAZlNGNATURE

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@house_of_trad @libsoftiktok Damn, Pokemon added a LOT more Unowns to the roster than I remember.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@bennyjohnson Why does that reporter sound like Eric Wareheim?🤣

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@onlyfights_ If your entire world grinds to a halt because of a word and your lizard brain instinct is to respond with violence, you are a fragile brainlet.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@brimstone_golem @no_kings This sums it up.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@Botted_Likes I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500, Alex.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@Brock_GV @jequannic @CarolFisherFl @unlimited_ls So the goal post has moved from claiming that there are leash laws on the person's property, which I just proved as false, to a hypothetical where a dog bites someone, which is unrelated? Game. Set. Match.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@jequannic @CarolFisherFl @Brock_GV @unlimited_ls False. The law in Pittsburg, § 633.08 Dogs at Large Prohibited, only states that the dogs cannot run loose on public streets or other peoples' property. Not a single law states they must be leashed on their own property.

Stop defending thugs with lies.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

OK, I didn't realise I needed to explain this, but wizards aren't real. In that respect, they greatly resemble women with penises. Hope this helps.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@West_AfricanW @AriesWotanLugh @Michael05569135 @LaurenWitzkeDE @jlippincott

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@marycatedelvey There is a 41%+ chance it will solve itself.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@forestvanslyke I'm not a TERF and I support your path regardless. Working through mental trauma and hardship is an investment in yourself and the right is all about rewarding responsibility for your own actions and decisions.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@MadTinkerer @ShitpostGate You don't need MKUltra to learn that trauma makes people easier to manipulate or that fearmongering with plausible deniability is a thing. This isn't as deep as you think it is.

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@DelusionPosting https://t.co/0HOwBhdlJi

[Captain Hank Murphy ⚓ @CapnHankMurphy]

@EndWokeness Of course he will, if they are a gay disabled female minority... that is also an illegal immigrant.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes