Captain Mal

Malcolm? Maelstrom? Malapropism? who knows! // a dangerous concoction // incredible dice roller // 25 it/them

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

Hi! I'm Captain Mal, or Cap'n for short.
Intergalactic jackelope, dr- spice runner, also I'm a variety twitch streamer!
I love:
🎲 Luck and Games
🎭 Villainy (>:3c) and Theatrics
🎨 Art of literally any medium

I'd love to talk with the crew, so let's start with you c:
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[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

honestly I'd fold so fast if I got put into one of those "Live comfortably in a dream or face reality" scenarios

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

the new riot vanguard update literally broke my computer lmao

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

if you're confused about what's going on with rooster teeth, ive got you

[Lukas 🔜 RUSH/STARBOMB @thatluckypanda_]

Sir Daniel, refrain at once, thy swagger is far too different, thou smoketh in a boisterous manner, thine wench is too fair, they’ll ensure your demise

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

Socially anxious? Always looking for a pet at parties? WE WROTE YOUR NEW ANTHEM. “Dance ‘Til You Stop” featuring @Tomycardy comes out TOMORROW!!! Join us for the watch party before it drops at 9am PT!!! Also catch @NathanBarnatt and @LaserCorn!!

[Noodles | 🍜 @Noodledori1]

This one piece QnA will always make me laugh 😭😭

[BNBaku @BNBaku]

Average Helldivers 2 gameplay but it's animated in the style of Genndy Tartakovskys 2003 Clone Wars.

All models made in blender by myself with Goo-engine, down to the weapons and automatons.

[Laser 'Lizard' LLUIS @LluisAbadias]

SHROOM

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

I want to win the lottery so I can crash the economy worse than Mansa Musa

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

I'll say it
there's a huge difference between made by AI, and Inspired by AI

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

congrats you fucking morons
we've survived to the apocalypse's doorstep
good luck o7

[Wizard101 @Wizard101]

To celebrate the launch of Wallaru, we’ve teamed up with @Alienware to give away an m16 gaming laptop! 💻

Learn about all the details here: https://t.co/KJ3d4Vwovf

Good luck! #Wizard101 #Wallaru

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

if any of my new coworkers manage to find me
no you didn't

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

you've heard of slob on my knob, now get ready for

drool on my tool

[Kiana Mai 🌹 @kianamaiart]

Mom Talk (1/2)

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

i want to die yet i am told to live

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

thinking about her

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

if anyone ever found the through line of lyrics of my On Repeat Playlist, I'd be put in a mental hospital

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

URGENT HIRING
-must stand and lift heavy objects for 12 hours straight
-able to work mandatory overtime every day
-lift 80lb packages the entire shift

$15 an hour

[Captain Mal @CapnMal262]

specifically watching Overboard videos that have @thejenna in them, so polygon can know how much they fucked up