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@BridgetPhetasy Most of us call it night shift. It pays $1.50 more and hour. I personally am ready to give it up.

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@LoresongGame @pdb5906tsw Took me a sec.
Man I wish you were wrong.
But you aren't

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@Brick_Suit I feel like I've been putting out a housefire with a garden hose for 30 years. Now it's down to studs and the roofs gone.
Guys holding gas cans keep showing up telling me I got to step it up or well lose the whole thing.

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@deadhulk7 They said my car is a 2022, but the polymers in my cup holder are 22 million years old. The aluminum in the valve cover can only have come from a supernova and I can't see any nearby.
I'm so confused. Can't trust the dealership anymore.

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@BridgetPhetasy Season 1 didn't really move the plot enough.
Now season 2 is going a different direction.

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@michaelmalice No decent human being hates Carrot Top.

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@DJSnM Retiring?
Is the roadster taking its place?

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@Wino_Winnie My barber never suggested growing a section long and weaving it across the bald spot, and I wasn't sure how to ask about it.

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@femdecay @RoadSageLA OP has taken a tragic event and made it all about him.
Nobody knows what this is supposed to be about.

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@SDembraski Yes. partly because they make people mad.
If I could have it drive around town for an hour every day autonomously for no reason while I'm working, id do that too.

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@AnonDogAcct Sydney makes people happy.
What do you do?

NOTHIN

That's what

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@adamscrabble Controlling AI is equivalent to controlling all the networks, education, communication and historical records 30 years ago.
This could be the most consequential power grab in human history.

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@AnthonyCumia Winning

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@RealAlexJones I've grown to hate that whole generation.

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@FreddyLA7 I live close. If you go to any of the places people are recommending. Don't keep anything in your glovebox or center consol that you can't afford to lose.

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@ywomendeservles It's really hard to take on a broke 60yo woman when you don't have any history with them.
If you aren't an actual dream girl in your 50s what's the point. Gona have 5 ok years then be your care giver.
I don't think so.

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@WallStreetMav loads of high mileage girls roaming around in their 50s still holding out.

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@Sir_Dammed For the millionth time.

Mary Ann = awesome
Ginger = meh

It's like teaching a dog to open a door.
They can but it's still too complicated.

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@RealAlexJones Anything she sits on might as well be a gold bar.

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@diggerthemovie Did anybody look at this and actually want to see the movie?