— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝.

new to writing chris. mdni.

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

INDEPENDENT CHRIS REDFIELD
PORTRAYAL. DEAD DOVE: DO
NOT EAT; TRIGGERING THEMES,
VIOLENCE. MULTISHIP. MDNI.

♡ + ↻

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

@ATBING0 Gimme the sharpie.

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

Go crazy.

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

@ATBING0 What the fuck

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

WHAT?

[𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑛 𝑆. 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦 @letitburnover]

you’d do it. coUgh cOuGh .

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

Get away from me. @lastrookiecop @letitburnover

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

@letitburnover What'cha writing, Kennedy?

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

Rude?

[𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑛 𝑆. 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦 @letitburnover]

yes. yes i did, chris. and i’ll do it again.

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

YOU BIT ME?

[𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑛 𝑆. 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦 @letitburnover]

so you hate me, i was showing you affection.

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

Right.

The dentist can finger my mouth all he wants, but the second I return the favor, I'm “no longer allowed on the premises.”

[cher @mclIark]

why can’t i put my fingers in the dentists mouth

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM.

[𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑛 𝑆. 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦 @letitburnover]

GRRRR

[otterbox @jisabox]

i already do

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

OW. WHAT THE FUCK, KENNEDY?

[𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑛 𝑆. 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦 @letitburnover]

BITES

[Anakin Skywanker @justpearthings]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

Sure.

Why are you looking at me like that?

[𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑛 𝑆. 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦 @letitburnover]

you come here often or?

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

Hey.

[𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑛 𝑆. 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦 @letitburnover]

oh hey there!

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

hate when kids got they daddy face and not they momma’s

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

What?

[𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑛 𝑆. 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦 @letitburnover]

me when this when chris when i when u and chris does when i take chris when he—

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

OKAY, OKAY.

[— 𝙇𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙎 𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙𝙮 @lastrookiecop]

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE???

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

Usually I talk about your wife.

[— 𝙇𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙎 𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙𝙮 @lastrookiecop]

This is how Chris ragebaits me.

[— 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝. @CAPNREDFIELD]

My Word!

[𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑛 𝑆. 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑𝑦 @letitburnover]

erm, i’m actually the king of eye contact might i add.