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84% That Bitch

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@shutupgalen Extra fun fact: you can be symptomatic DAYS before you pop a positive test. So some people are getting sick, testing negative, and then continue daily life because they think they're in the clear.

Ask how I know this. 🤒

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I'm in the middle of something super awkward at work, and I find it delightful! (Not creepy awkward, just business awkward.)

Is there something wrong with me that I really enjoy awkward situations? Maybe it's because I'm not the awkward one.

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@newschannelnine @robints "Whelp..." was a favorite quote of hers here on Twitter.

Couldn't have happened to a"nicer" person. Bye, Robin.

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@MrLDC Congrats!

(And that's an odd starting word.) Do you start with the same word every day, or do you mix it up?

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@MrLDC I feel great with 4 or fewer tries. 5 or 6, I'm just happy to have gotten it.

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@RepMarkGreen You're a monster. Willing to kill kids, or decimate their education at the least, just to score political points.

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@ThaddeusTaylor 😆

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Shopping for work pants today was as frustrating as it has been the last 5 years.

You need 5 variations of khaki, but you can't carry black?

Improvement this time: I found one pair of women's pants that almost fit. (They were, of course, khaki.)

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@Eegah I would vote for her so hard.

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@RepChuck I'd like you to cite your source on masks having long-term effects on kids' development.

Also, Covid has some pretty unpleasant long-term effects, in case you weren't aware.

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@RepChuck You oppose voting rights.

Sit down, Chuck.

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@MrLDC I definitely remember melting down after a haircut as a kid.

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Covid parties. We have some really stupid neighbors, y'all.

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"It's a really bad idea"; Hamilton County parent and expert weigh in on "COVID parties" https://t.co/jdu1WyIJlT

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@DamnitBohler

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@shutupgalen Maaaaaan, that's lame as hell

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Found out a coworker's husband had Covid last week.

She neglected to mention that when we worked together yesterday.

I found out today when our lead said she might be out for a few days.

I'm sure it's fine.

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I always scroll past any recipe with the word "crack" in the name.

We all know it has bacon, cheese, and ranch in it, Suburban Susan. You didn't create something new.

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@MrLDC Wow

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I have a deep love for plants and trees.

But I also really enjoy taking a chainsaw to the privet that just. won't. behave.

Privet is the worst.

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We thought about spending our evening drinking and watching a bad movie.

But then we got distracted.

And now our kitchen chairs are reupholstered!