bappo eat your asso as a snacko

emotionally unavailable $capnstd

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Bro I would suck one of @L1LDebbie farts through a nerf football man real shit.

[natalie🍉 @catdaddyrry]

for harries everywhere

[bappo eat your asso as a snacko @CapnSTD]

Fuck that husband killing cunt Carole Baskin, I hope Jeff Lowe gets skullfucked to death. Long live the Tiger King

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And the worst part is I see motherfuckers all across social media slanging this fucking bullshit all day long and I see people buying the shit. You really wanna buy a fucking cart off someone in their dingy ass 300 sq ft one light bulb having ass house just to save 20 dollars?

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You fucks deserve whatever lung disease you get from buying these fake ass vape carts if you can’t take 5 minutes to educate yourself. We walk around with fucking computers in our pockets and you’re telling me you can’t do a quick google to verify the validity of something?

[barack lesnar @vertreynolds]

A gold tooth is just a gold medal for eating pussy

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Bitches out here tryna be e-thots with a cracked iPhone 6. Dirty ass pixelated camera lens I can’t tell if that’s your asshole or your elbow.

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Nancy pelosi got nice titties

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Nudes are boring without butthole.

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Like I’m only 25 and I’ve already been a daily smoker for 11 years and you’re really gonna bust my balls for tryna fix a habit? Fuck off with that bullshit

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My grandma bursted out in tears because I smoke a juul and told me she’d prefer I smoke cigarettes because they’re safer. Like how fucking delusional do you have to be to really believe some shit like that just because a couple retarded kids bought some cheap ass Chinese bullshit

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People who don’t stand up to wipe their ass after shitting lack basic common courtesy. Everyone knows you only do it to let the toilet seat air out so the next person doesn’t have to sit on a stinky hot ass seat. Fucking cavemen brained fuckheads

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I get seasonal depression because white people wear shorts in the cold and goddamn if that doesn’t make me sad.

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5 days into no Nut November and I’ve deadass busted 10 nuts already. Been on the two-a-day workout regiment.

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@maariaahx_ Yeah send em my way I’ll give a crash course on how to send an effective fucky message. I’ve refined the craft

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@maariaahx_ Could have at least churched it up and told you they wanna use your asshole as a snorkel while they dive I mean fuck some people are so foul.

[bappo eat your asso as a snacko @CapnSTD]

Bob Ross or the greatest interpretation of every sleazy used car dealer ever?

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@_taylorgrondy It’s just hard as tits when you can’t swim and someone rsle takes that ladder it’s bullshit

[bappo eat your asso as a snacko @CapnSTD]

@_taylorgrondy That’s the way I’ve been tryna go out for years but nobody will help me