Tori 𓆦

probably complaining

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

Hehe :)

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

@heyMAKWA

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

@Target this is 3 total razor blades in my comforter. I would really like to know of the status of this quality wise. Not okay.

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

@Target I bought this #roomessentials comforter a few weeks ago and found razor blades embedded in the comforter. This is a major concern of safety.

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

Give me a bullseye statue for my silence target. I am his number 1 fan and am startled over the fact that I’ve been sleeping with a razor blade in my brand new blanket.

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

#NewProfilePic

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

🌿

[adult swim @adultswim]

Tired of all the bullshit

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

Painful

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

“When I say I won’t tell anybody, my best friend doesn’t count” is a weird way of saying you’re an untrustworthy scumbag.

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

Ok? I visit rock bottom like 3 times a year

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

high school musical 2 came out in 2007 and breaking bad came out in 2008 and they are both set in albuquerque new mexico. which means canonically troy bolton and jesse pinkman could’ve been in school together

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

Listen

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

A friend :)

[incidental naturalist @IncNaturalist]

Calling all nature nerds - what the heck is this?

[FREE PALESTINE ❤️🖤🤍💚 @HourlyLizards]

my favorite genres of lizard pictures, a thread

category #1: stanced tf up

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

Love me a good 12 year improvement difference 😌

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

@carolinehbu My mom used to love these guys. They are a core memory and until this tweet I forgot they existed 💀

[Tori 𓆦 @Capntoria]

@carolinehbu Wait ,, Hoops and Yo-Yo???

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

I wish we would stop fetishizing forgiveness and pay a little more attention to the healing power of incandescent rage

[Tugrik, ᠲᠥᠭᠥᠷᠢᠭ, төгрөг, tögrög, ₮ @tugrik]

Just remember this about crypto and NFTs: the harder they market them to you, the more of a scam it is. If it was truly a moneymaker they’d hoard it for themselves. If they’re pushing it hard on others it means they need a wider base for their pyramid-in-progress.