Captain Rascal

Slightly deviant. Very mischievous.

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VICE's 2023 Guide to Culture is compiled by a 48 yr old woman.

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@folkpetz You're a full on retard

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@TheoVon @joerogan This dude is a fucking retard. I rember when he was a doorman at a bar in Charleston around 2002 and he was a fucking creep.

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@Michael_Mcghee @AdrianYalland @Andyq65 @Ryanair Yes. Genuinely.

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@wobblymami This girl is straight up Dairy Queen blizzard. I love her

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@mamoun_linda @nytimes You may have just outed yourself as part of the dumbest people on the planet club.

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@N3onHub Lol. Youre a simp for another man who just streams his nerdy life. Fuck. The kids aren't all right.

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@ICameBack5 I love this self awareness. This self awareness alone raises you above the average woman.

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@SportsWinn @ESPNCleveland You should totally start shedeur. Hes 100% not a product.of nepotism and is absolutely ready and deserving to be on a pro NFL team. 1000000%

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@chooserich @BillAckman you need to be more handsome

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@BjjJoshD @izem000 lol you’re fucking retarded if you think this is 20+% body fat. How many thongs do you own you child

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@MissSassbox I’m having an aneurism trying to understand this part of the tweet.

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@botezsisters @Aella_Girl No, no, yes.

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@CraigMurrayOrg lol. Well we all know now that you’re a terribly shitty historian and journalist. Moving on.

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@chooserich Does he know his face looks like that?

She def does…

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@chalavyishmael @andrewschulz

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@ESPNUK Guy looks like an orc

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@dannypostma @levelsio Jesus. Those “stories” portray you as a most obnoxious tourist leeching local resources. Fucking clueless.

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@theafroaussie It’s 2025 and people are proudly posting Nazi takes with zero shame about how deeply propagandized they’ve become. What a platform.

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Do we all agree that Netflix’s new show, the waterfront is just a shitty version of Ozarks?