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Bad takes (with the occasional good one) on the Capitals and NHL

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Has to be the worst playoffs ever. These teams are so ass all the way up to the Cup

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Let’s get to parkin that Larkin on the Caps bench

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Very fitting the two most evil hockey teams will be facing off in the Stanley Cup finals in 2026 The Age of Wickedness

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You know the FA market is shallow when everyone’s obsessed with Alex Tuch

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Tage ain’t that guy

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Do the Caps have too many prospects? Is that a thing?

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Can we just trade for Michkov and set him free?

After putting him on a strict diet and pending a weigh in of course

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“I would like to hold back some other team now.”
- Kirk Muller probably

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Trading your starting goalie that you’re fed up with for Stuart Skinner will never not be funny

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I’m actually shocked Malkin hasn’t tried dropkicking someone in the face yet this series

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That is some BITCH stuff from Rust there holy

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I believe Slafkovsky found out

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This Bruins Sabres series is so much fun

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There goes the Dallas Fraudstars again

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It would be incredibly bizarre if Ovi didn’t come back with how he’s behaving. I don’t think anyone is this modest

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Those absolutely BRUTAL losses against NYR and NJD really came back to haunt this team. I really do think the Caps Kids could have held their own in the first round of the playoffs. What a shame.

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Hold the hell on. Their goalie’s name is Bussi? We are screwed

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This Canes Flyers game is some bs

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I still won’t be caught rooting for the Canes

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Ovi is either a true machine or he’s heavily leaning towards coming back for one more