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Some gal (not that we gender people here at Caps Blahg) came out of the bathroom sniffling. Was she upset about @firstdownbar 5-4 loss? Is she @Kuzya92 ‘s lady? All we know is that we can’t wait for hockey?

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Join us next season for one, or possibly more, live-tweeting of games unless @firstdownbar has an unexpected windfall that would allow them to subsidize someone to livetweet them (wings/money/alcohol in that order.)

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And that’s the game. Joy is the name of a woman who hates you and never existed in the first place. Is #GoalieDan fit to raise a child? Not if winning a championship hockey game is any barometer.

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AND a penalty? #Bias #RefsDontWannaSeeUsMakeIt

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5-4 Red due to poor play.

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Red goalie back with a spring in his step. #GoalieDan looking vaguely the same. We’ll see what happens.

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Red goalie going to the locker room. Why? Performance-enhancing drugs? It can’t be ruled out.

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MASSIVE ACTION! Communists go up 3-2, then an allost immediate reaction by @firstdownbar Smash Bombs to tie it up, then those heathens go up 4-3 with less than a minute left, THEN IT GETS TIED UP AGAIN! 4-4 after 2.

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Red icing. And I don’t mean cake.

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More like #BoyToy when he gets scored on! Game tied 2-2.

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Almost a goal against @firstdownbar, but review says it wasn’t. Rare luck. Period ends 2-1 Red.

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Red scores on a scramble where nobody can grab the puck, it seems. 2-1 Red.

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Nothing as it turns out. Power plays are not that big here.

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4 on 4 now. We’ll see what happens.

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( #RefsInTheBag was already a hashtag btw.)

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Penalty? #Bullspit I say. #RefsInTheBag

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Save by #GoalieDan albeit with more flash than we usually approve of.

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That wasn’t a handpass #ref unless other people interfering with gravity counts, which it doesn’t.

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Red team ties it up with intercepting chicanery. 1-1.

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FANTASTIC SAVE BY #GOALIEDAN LEADS TO A SCORING BREAKAWAY BY THE @firstdownbar SMASHBOMBS! 1-0!