Capitol Steps

Equal Opportunity Musical Political Satire. When news breaks...find out exactly what rhymes with it!

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@steveinashland @taradublinrocks @TuckerCarlson Or perhaps F*cker Narlson of Tox Cues? But we'd let you whip those flerds yourself.

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@MATTatACA @rshawreds @ACAConnects We didn't throw you off....you were roughly lead off by the authorities. Your free-style rap about cable connectivity & broadband transition was clever, but FILTHY!

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In a final fit of self-promotion.....if you miss us, what better time to order the last of our CDs before they're gone?
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@iowahawkblog You just made a very powerful enemy, car boy!

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Only two days left to get your hands on some one-of-a-kind art!

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Do you dream of owning original artwork used by the Capitol Steps? If so, you need to seek help immediately! (Just kidding) Actually you are in luck! Check out these offerings from deep in the Capitol Steps archives.
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@1AcidBase1 @ClaytonOpera Afraid it won't be happening....😞

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We miss being with you @ClaytonOpera! Hope everybody is doing well.

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Do you dream of owning original artwork used by the Capitol Steps? If so, you need to seek help immediately! (Just kidding) Actually you are in luck! Check out these offerings from deep in the Capitol Steps archives.
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@Book_Em_Dano_83 Chelsea's was the club. It was a bit cramped to say the least. Seating was often described as "flying coach to Calcutta."

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News from Capitol Steps HQ....

[Aditya Sood @adityasood]

Mark Russell allows himself the briefest of smiles, and slowly crosses off another name on his yellowed, handwritten list.

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After pardoning a turkey named Corn, President Trump then added, "Okay...now you do me."

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@EricMasten @wolfblitzer We did do a Wolf Blitzer song to "Moon River", but as you know he was not the scud stud.

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Hallelujah, it's finally over!!!!

Congratulations to.....wait....what? Oh.....never mind.

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Peace in the Middle East? You know what that means.....

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This is very funny! And, therefore, we are jealous....

[Remy @GoRemy]

I made a cameo in my friends' new video!

@habragg @MeredithBragg

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Joe Biden is bound to lose support in the LGBTQ community if he continues to wear a white mask after Labor Day.

#FashionFauxPas

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Nancy Pelosi violated California restrictions by having her hair done in a closed salon. Meanwhile, across the pond, Boris Johnson may have violated London restrictions by having his hair done by a toddler with pointy scissors on a roller coaster during a lightning storm.

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#ReconcileTheAisle EP121: Comedy on Capitol Hill with Mark Eaton of The Capitol Steps @Capsteps @laurenlogi https://t.co/MVR2hgxWeX

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Steve Bannon has been arrested on fraud & money laundering charges.

When asked how they know he committed fraud, investigators replied, "because he's a POLITICAL FUNDRAISER!"

#Charlatans #SnakeOilSalesman #Grifters