𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣!

Prodigal Nephew to @Azuremastermind.

''𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙?''

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

"ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀᴛᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴄᴀʀʏ,

ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅᴀʀʏ!"

ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴏɴ ʙʀɪᴇꜰꜱ, 𝘢 𝘋𝘉𝘖𝘊 ʙʏ #𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙊𝙛𝙋𝙪𝙣𝙠.

ᴀꜱᴘɪʀɪɴɢ xᴇɴᴏʙɪᴏʟᴏɢɪꜱᴛ, ᴡɪᴇʟᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟ ᴅᴇᴠɪᴄᴇ!

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

Frog blink.

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

"Garter's zooted out on the couch, I left him some water, cheez-its, and put on those dancing fruit sensory videos for him,

Hopefully he'll be fine."

💧

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

@blovedExecution ❓

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

[it's an avocado and spinach pizza]

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

She...

She can just grab a slice for herself, the box is still out for her-

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

@CapsuleTrix

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

She really has to learn how to ask instead of just staring menacingly 💧

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

Yessssssss

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

D

Does she want some cereal or-?

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

@CapsuleTrix

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

Nobody:

@blovedExecution when she notices you have snacks:

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

send this to her �� ❤️

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

She needs a lot more practice before she's allowed on public roads.

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

…this is not the reaction she was hoping for.

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

Noted: driving is not for her.

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

@CapsuleTrix

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

Many, yes.

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

So

They would have sweet ones by that logic.

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

Yeah. They all have different tastes, kinda what sets them apart from one another.

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

Are any of them…well,

Not as sour ?

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

That one was... Italian if I recall.

There are other ones you can try.

Ranch, Cesar, so forth.

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

Hrmmm…such a strange name for it.

But I do not like this one. Much too sour.

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

Because it's layered on like an outfit?

I dunno.

I'd need to look into it.

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

Hmmm, I guess that is true.

But why call it a dressing if it’s nothing an outfit ?

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

Firstly - that's horribly impractical.

Second - that would be horrible for the taste and texture.

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

You guys do weird things with food,

Why wouldn’t I expect clothes on my meal?

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

Eris.

Darling,

Love of my life,

Why on Kami's mostly-blue Earth would they put an outfit on a salad

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

Dressing…

I thought it was going to wear something.
Not become sourrrrrr

[𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣! @CapsuleTrix]

You do realize you chose the dressing that went on it, right?

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

Offensive object.